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@Mobster Octavia
 
Octavia: sitting at the shooting range watching students fire and test their weapons

@Cerebrate19
 
Rook: an artificial changeling? Well Louce. Is what happens when you take the many ideas of people around who are crazy scientists and doctors. They basically went to every hive. Took dna. Left meshed it together in several different ways to watch the outcome. Only one of those outcomes produced a hatchling that.. looked hideous so they said.
 
He never shows anyone but me what he looks like really. He was nothing but a test to see if it was possible for a changeling to feed off of more than one emotion. With some tinkering, they were successful.
 
Anything else is up to him to speak about in detail.

Guys, I just did my Physics Test and I think I did well.  
In two days, Chemistry.  
Two days after that, Architecture.  
Two days after after that, Electrical Engineering.
 
 
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!…
 

 

 
 
_{^{I’m gonna die…}}

@gamerlunasteamate117  
Luna: We have a new weapon we wish to test.  
(This is your chance to use your weapon!)

@Whatevs  
Oh oh oh! I know why this is! I’ve been in this exact situation before, but basically the problem with promiscuity is that people can’t behave like god damn adults when it comes to sex and instead behave like teens who just learned how their diddly holes work.
 
The reason why for example polyamory is that the more people in the relationship the more people get jealous and think that you don’t love them. The reason why even though I’m pro-legalization of polygamy I’m opposed to it also is that in order for it to work you have to have everyone be actual adults who realize that don’t act like children. If it’s just three people it could work out, but as more people there are the more likely someone’s going to be a shit and try and do something.
 
If someone just can’t behave like a adult then I would massively suggest they don’t have a polyamorous relationship because chances are they’re going to do “something” that’ll metaphorically blow up.
 

 
Also the reason why open relationships tend to fail is that again people don’t act like adults. If you’re in a open relationship wear a damn gondamn you gosh darn dick. If your significant other doesn’t want a open relationship don’t cheat on them.
 

 
The problem I have with a lot of my relationships is that I’ve realized that over time or shortly after that they can’t behave like adults and instead act like children. For example if I’m with someone and they want to have sex with someone else or also be in a relationship with someone else at the same time I ask they wear a condom, they both get tested, they tell the other person that they’re in a relationship already and ask them if they’re okay with it, make sure the other person isn’t in a closed relationship and so forth. . . and you know what? The majority of people don’t do this and it’s one of the reasons why I’m single right now is because even though I’m a promiscuous person what I look for in a significant other is someone that is a mature adult and the majority of people don’t actually behave like adults, they just pretend to.
 
 
Tl:dr; think with your brain before you stick your dick in something, but most people don’t do this.

@SquiggyBomb  
Test tube babies???

One time in highschool, our history teacher, the same one who knows Latin and gave me my nickname, left us a quiz to answer. She wasn’t actually there when we came in, just left the papers on the table and placed a note saying for us to answer it. Right about the end of the period she shows up, thankfully everyone’s done. Then our resident Chink makes an awesome comeback.
 
Teacher: So how did you find the test?  
Part-Chinese friend: Oh that was easy, we found them on the table.
 
Everyone laughed.

@Lieutenant Bean  
{It was a long stretch anyways. The Test was near impossible. You are not the first to fail it.}

I’ve taken 4 tests today I’m so done
 
@Twisty  
<–– mfw
 
Reference for the confused:  
 
Mystery Skulls Animated - Ghost (duh)

It’s not even 11 AM and I’ve had 3 tests today :/

@LunarGhostRedMoon
 
I was once the prime concept of hatred. A neutral party. The balance of hate itself. And then.. something happened. I was reborn as a foal. Too many pieces of my memory gone to retain what I had back then. My mother had seven others before me and for some reason I ended up in the everfree crying. Something with really big avian wings took me. Another hole in my memory and then I woke up sleeping on Celly’s bed. Their parents raised me until I was 16. A dark stallion claiming to be my father took me away, scientists were cutting off patches of skin and I was regenerating at an inconceivable rate. Started doing all these experiments. Testing to see what I was capable of. Tested to see how much pain I could feel before passing out. They really loved the acid bath training… that was a nightmare I never wanted to do any of that.  
I was beat mercilessly by security for pain endurance interrogation. Things like that. Combat schools. Ya know, I just come from a family of crazies.  
17th birthday my father had a tournament I was proving to be quite the fighter and I guess that was.. heh.
 
I uh.. became a soldier. It was tradition.. or rather.. my father’s bullshit one. Had to earn his respect by having a lot of war accomplishments and incredible kill counts.  
Time passed and suddenly after all his children but one which didn’t have the chance to be born, were to his standards.. he started trying to kill everyone. Tried to take our concept powers after they were mostly developed, he was a concept manipulator so we had to find alternate means of beating him. We couldn’t. My mother did. She… sealed him away inside of nihilumbra and became a sort of power network for the technological advancements for the cities.  
Stuff called varanium started showing up in Omnia and well fuck we started creating magically enhanced weapons. Then we made a contract with equestria and training their armies after a couple of catastrophes. Shipped varanium and pushed them forward in technology  
This school is to train those with an impressive set of skills or a particular feat and strengthen them.  
Inbetween those events I was lovestruck by Luna. Couldn’t talk to her. Too nervous and scared. Celly would always comfort me when I failed. Then I heard she had went to the dark side and I tried to find her only to hear she was banished to the moon. When the intent was to purge her of those dark spirits who changed her into.. that. Celestia couldn’t wield the full power of the elements and thus the result was the big white thing in space.  
I spent a thousand years learning from Celly and getting to know her impish side.  
Luna returned and tried the eternal darkness deal, and all I did was sit by and let it happen.  
Elements of harmony purged the essence of those creatures and they became the essence of nightmare moon. Luna was back and I finally worked up the nerve.  
After that, Aetris had opened the void and these creatures that resided in it cursed us with one or two powers connected to it. The result was an uncontrollable psychosis and mutation. Aetris crafted the limiters, pieces of equipment we carry with us at all times that keep the psychosis and mutations from taking hold. I went back to Nihilumbra for a while and then heard about all the events involving discord, changelings, and tirek. Came back trained the guard, and then made this school.  
points up those airships and jets. New police. Every last one of them underwent an artificial nihilumbrian training program. They were determined to be the best.
 
(Back from arguing..)

OOC: Seeing as how I’m the only one here might as well make this.
 

@Desertderp  
{What is the test?}

@Lieutenant Bean  
{We must test you first. To see if you are worthy.}

@undead changelingΔ  
Hi! As I said before, welcome to my place. You’re welcome to bonk down with the test of us.

@undead changelingΔ  
i carefully place the converter and it whirs into place and wires up!I close the panel  
SilverStrike: alright, I’m going to launch a spell at you for testing, here goes nothing! i prepare an orb and I send it in a bolt form towards you

“So, what now?” she scratches the back of her head, thinking of what might be tested next.

“Okay! sounds fun! what you wanna test first?”

@techdragon
 
(I like their games, but I hate their business practices.)
 
“Well, if you decide to touch my horns, be very careful. Also.” I lift up an arm, showing you the wooden armband. “Never remove this. There’s a reason my kind is rarely seen.” He seems very stern as he tells you this, looking you right in the eyes.
 
@Cerebrate19
 
“Well then, let me test something.” I lean in, and drag my warm, wet tongue up the length of your horn. I’m not expecting much, but I’ve been surprised before.

@Cerebrate19
 
“This place holds a lot of surprises actually.” I grin, amused by you chuckling already. The fingers start wriggle all over your tummy now, testing everywhere to see how sensitive you are.
 
(Does Cerus have a navel or not?)

@SeraphimDawn I have the 38 version!!!
 
@Black_Fox My aunt did a really evil version of this, because two smartasses were always the first to answer every question in everything (sometimes the only one) so everyone started to become codependent on these two kids. They set up a system to pass answers that she couldn’t figure out. She decided to beat them with a trick of her own though.  
She went and got a book from a nearby highschool 5 grades higher to make a test from that, said she was gonna advance the class ahead since ‘everyone seemed to be doing so well’ on their tests.  
She got another teacher in on the act to call the two kids out over the intercom. While they went to the faculty lounge, she goes over the plan with the other kids, bribing them with a free lunch.
 
She passed out something like this to the rest of the class, everyone turned their tests in. Another teacher that was in on it pages her over the intercom to come to faculty lounge, and she says she’s gonna grade them there since it’s almost lunchtime anyway. Uses an eydropper to put water over the ink of each student’s paper, photocopies it ten times. The water causes just enough smudging to the copies to look like someone else’s handwriting. Dries them off with a hairdryer, goes over them with her own pen to repair the fuzziness from copying. She annotates the right answer on the papers of the ‘dumbest’ kids of any question the smartypantses got wrong. Cuts the names off the fake tests and glues them on the copies.  
Everyone handed their papers back, they’ve gotten the lowest grade in class. She calls out the marks to answer the missed questions correctly, never calls on the two smart kids to correct their mistakes. The girl of the duo started having anxiety attacks the day after, so she decided to let them both in on the trick then and the class had a good ol’ chuckle over it.
 
“Overweight white male with a mullet and a trucker hat, drinking a bottle of syrup at a monster truck rally.” Never knew people actually did this, lmfao.  
 
 
 
@SquiggyBomb  
Oh wow, I remember that thread! LoL I posted the little girl. I since found a larger version.  
 
 
 
JAPAN

@Braeburned  

 
No, it doesn’t. Those don’t cover every possible [explicit](/tags/explicit) image.

Piko scoops Silverstar up, and begins flying northwest, the faint thrumming intensfing slightly as she picks Silver up. “So uhhhh… Why would they have wanted you dead enough to send a combat ai that had yet to be tested in combat, after you?”

@CrimsonBlaze
 
And our test chambers

@undead changelingΔ  
OOC: okay I’m back from bleaching my mind, and I may know a way to encounter you, let’s say that I’m sent on a mission,(anyone may follow me heh) and it’s to this laboratory, your the prototype that’s being tested, and out mission is to stop you, but we’re too late and wre forced to retreat, that sounds like a good idea.