A former Trump aide reports that he would write out his daily to-do lists for her on the back of classified documents.
That’s, uh, being asked to pick up some chicken nuggies and diet coke only to flip the paper over and see you now have the nuclear launch codes is quite a thing for a rando waiter or janitor.
In the latest “Why we don’t have free healthcare” news, the military lost one of their F-35s in a test flight. The pilot ejected and the autopilot caused the plane to fly off until it inevitably crashed when it ran out of fuel.
On the one hand, I’ve misplaced a few things here or there throughout my years. I’ve never misplaced a $160 million superjet though.
But then again, I also haven’t failed every audit I’ve ever been given so what do I know about being fiscally responsible?