Doctor Whooves (Possibly NSFW)

@luna the great!  
(Great!)

@Desertderp
 
Dissy: and if I don’t press it?

@Rook Knight  
Celestia: Then no harm done.

@Desertderp  
A unit guard walks on to the platform. “You asked for me my lady?”

@Desertderp
 
Dissy: so you brought me out of my Tardis for virtually no reason?  
he pressed the button can I go now?

@gamerlunasteamate117  
Luna: Yes, the array is about to come on.
 
@Rook Knight  
Celestia: Hands him a device This should warn you if there’s an alien invasion the same way as us.

@Desertderp  
“Oh it’s dr.hooves.” He snorts unimpressed. “You call me up here to protect you from his lack of personality?”

@gamerlunasteamate117
 
Dissy: I think you should wear diapers on your face, because that’s where all the shit is coming from.  
trots away annoyed
 
@Desertderp
 
Dissy: yeah, yeah I know how it works. Bye.

@gamerlunasteamate117  
Luna: Come now, he’s been through a lot and has done much for us.

@Desertderp  
“Diaper on my face…dirty piece of..” He mutters. “Yes my lady I understand.” He grits his teeth. “Now I know you didn’t ask me all the way from my outpost just to see a relay operate. Though it is impressive.”

@Desertderp
 
@gamerlunasteamate117
 
Dissy: he arrived at his Tardis, opening the door and entering soon after, the door seemingly closed behind him on it’s own, while he made his way to his bar, he spoke to his tardis you miss me “Sexy?”

@Rook Knight  
“…”

@Desertderp  
He looks to cellestia “did he just say sexy?”

@gamerlunasteamate117  
Yes that’s what he calls the tardis.

@Desertderp
 
@gamerlunasteamate117
 
Dissy: he tapped one of the consoles, making his way over to his bar right after, quickly pulling up two shot glasses and a bottle of liquor ah. One for me. One for you~

@Rook Knight  
“…”

@Desertderp  
“Should I go in after him?”

@gamerlunasteamate117  
Celestia: No, he prefers to be alone.

@Desertderp  
“Then what would my lady have me do.” He bows respectfully

@gamerlunasteamate117  
Luna: We have a new weapon we wish to test.  
(This is your chance to use your weapon!)

@Desertderp  
He ignores her. She wasn’t his boss. Cellestia was. “I repeat…MY LADY. What would you have me do.”

@gamerlunasteamate117  
Celestia: Your orders have changed, now you are to mop all the floors here until your shift ends.  
Looks at him with an annoyed look

@Desertderp  
“As you say CELLESTIA it shall be done.” The unit and many in it still didn’t respect luna since she’d gotten back. Comon belief was that nightmare moon waited just under the surface. And many unit guards either simply didn’t like her. Didn’t trust her, or both.

@gamerlunasteamate117  
Luna: Ignorant little shit…
 
Celestia: Don’t worry about it.

@Desertderp  
He mops diligently. Not being able to resist baiting luna. “Does the royalty condone such language in the court or is the princess simply all about APPEARANCES which as we all know can be DECEIVING?” This was not disrespect directly. It was simply a question with a barbed hook. He couldn’t get in trouble for in subordination. At least not technically. Many unit officers and grunts abused this rule….at Luna’s expense. With little or no consequences besides Luna’s well known fairs of rage.