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Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 37

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 36

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 35

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Unless of course, if they professionalize themselves with a window cleaning squeegee into clearing out any leftover stink thistle manure that’s encased in that stifling goldenrod bouquet. The stink factor never felt so daze-inducing.
Professor: I saying that heads will be cracked if a riot ensues at Mane Melody!

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 34

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Unless of course, if they professionalize themselves with a window cleaning squeegee into clearing out any leftover stink thistle manure that’s encased in that stifling goldenrod bouquet. The stink factor never felt so daze-inducing.

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 33

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 32

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 31

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 30

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Alright, enough commercialized advertising, Butler. We wouldn’t want your Professor grinding his research gears any further, would we?
Butler: I PROMISE I will include a full disclosure about the product side effects! This is only a draft pitch in progress!

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 29

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 28

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 27

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 26

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Pipp Petals: Hello, my glamour ponies! This special new treatment is guaranteed to make your hooves shine as bright as your sparkle! Get it while you can! It’s a Mane Melody limited-time-only exclusive!
Butler: The first 50 ponies who lined up will get a 75% discount, NO strings attached!! Buy 50 more and you will receive the next improved odor-free 10-bottle batch of Golden Hoof polish samples absolutely FREE!! Get them while supplies last!!
Professor: BLEH, let’s hope not!!

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 25

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Pipp Petals: I must practice my sales pitch…
Professor: MAYBE you should focus on refining your polish first BEFORE you commercialize them to the public??!!
Butler: I’m WORKING on that, Professor! But the Princess requests that her new prototype testing line be released to the public market to make quick bits to pay off the remaining litigation fees!

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 24

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Jazz Hooves: [sniffs, strained] You’re right! It’s… kind of… nice!
Sunny Starscout: Yup! Just, uh, super pleasant!
Pipp Petals: [high-pitched giggle] I’m so excited to start selling these treatments!
Professor: (Takes a short waft of the scent from the malodorous bottle)
PPLEEHAAAHHH, JEEPERS!!! Scentless, my bare bottoms! Somehow, that smells even WORSE than the raw pungent road ink-weed itself!! I think the foul mix of sulfides, phenols, indoles and amines are violently reacting with the other chemical fragrances and are actually breaking down to release even more pungent odors in the air!!
Pretty sure this polish of yours makes better biological stink bombs that cosmetic beauty products!

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 23

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Pipp Petals: The perfect, luxurious touch for those seeking a top notch hooficure with lasting shine!
Butler: Instead of the reeking malficient odours of ink-thistle, it now has a more palatable masking scent of my synergic plant mix, harvested from balsam fir, sassafras and goldenrod! You’ll smell like you’d just trotted over a flowery meadow field!

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 22

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Pipp Petals: Don’t worry, Sunny. I know this inkthistle plant itself has a little bit of a… funky aroma at first, but—-
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Professor: (Wearing a gas mask) That’s an understatement!
Pipp Petals: —-the incredible hoof cream I’ve made out of it is scentless.
Butler: As there is nopony who is willing to test it for themselves, I personally had it all thoroughly examined for any hint of malodorous residue––by smearing it over the bunny-corns in our testing room to examine their reactions afterwards!
Professor: SAY WHAT NOW??!!!
Butler: Not to worry! I used the most natural and authentic plant-based materials! No synthetic or artificial ingredients added! PLUS I wash them off with an ammoniac bath to clear out any remaining stench after the tests were done!
Professor: THAT’S NOT THE POINT OVER HERE!!!

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 21

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 20

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Pipp Petals: What do you think?
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Professor: WHAT DO I THINK???!!!
(Chokes Pipp Petals by her throat)
Are YOU trying to gas us to death with that biologically hazardous weapon you call a beauty spa treatment??!!
Butler: NOW HANG ON THERE, Professor! Let’s not get hasty! I told you we would work out on removing the stench, but if you rub this on your hooves—!!
Professor: (Lets go of Princess Pipp)
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The FUDGICLES I’ll rub this on!! What if I get caustic burns and blisters from that plant??! You need to take this outside—or at least take it to the Canterlogic University Bio-Labs to test out what in the hay is in that plant!

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 19

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Sunny Starscout: Whoa! [gags]
Professor: WHAT THE FUMBLIN’ HAYSTACKS ON A ROLLING HILL, Princess??!! Why in Twilight’s Coronation did you bring a weed that as a foul stench of a Rafflesia carrion flower??!!
You’re gonna end up bringing disease-carrying FLIES into this establishment if you don’t take it outside this town and burn it in a desolate fire pits of Tartarus!!

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 18

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Pipp Petals: You get to be the first pony to try our new, all-natural luxury hooficure treatment!
Professor: Au naturel??! You tryin’ to save your business reputation by going green with new sustainable practices, Princess??
Because unless you have plans to restructure your business model after that rat-a-tat ruckus, all this green-washing isn’t going to change everypony’s minds in Maretime Bay!
Butler: We’ll work out the kinks as quickly and thoroughly as possible, Professor! We’ll hire top chemists and buy the best lab equipment to better streamline our product testing process!

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 17

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 16

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Inspector Mare: By the Six Saviours of Equestria, Detective! What in tarnation has your fashion-fallable sister has dragged herself into now??! Whatever it is, I do NOT want to be reeled into whatever garbage she had dug up!
Zipp Storm: Bleh! [sighs] That stuff stinks! Bleh!
Inspector Mare: That rancid weed smelt worse than a sweaty oil rig-mare’s underpants on a hot summer day in the oilsand desert!

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 15

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Zipp Storm: [coughs] Uh, yeah. That was from something else. Can’t do the hoof thing! I’m busy! Gotta run!
Pipp Petals: Uh, busy with what?
Zipp Storm: Investigating! Bye!
Inspector Mare: HEHEHHE, good luck on finding your next victims—ERRR–I mean, product promoters, Princess!! Call me if you need help escaping from the angry mob again!

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 14

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Pipp Petals: Oh! We can’t wait to know what you think of this great shiny find I came across – inkthistle!
Zipp Storm: [sniffs]
Jazz Hooves: You okay?
Inspector Mare: PPPWWWAAHHHHHH, JITTERY DRILL RIGS IN A HAIL STORM!! What in the HAY was that??!! It smells like sulfuric gas mixed with arsenic puffin’ from an coal-cleanin’ refinery!!

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 13

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Pipp Petals: Zipp!
Zipp Storm: [gasps]
Pipp Petals: It’s your lucky day!
Inspector Mare: OOOOH, did we win the lottery??!!
Butler: EVEN BETTER! YOU get to be the first pony to try out our NEW product line!!
Inspector Mare: WHAT??! OH NONONONONONONOO! After that horrid rat plague incident and being summoned by multiple lawsuits from several ponies creamed with infectiously licked ice-cream, I am NOT going to be dragged into this flyin’ horse-feather hogwash! COUNT ME OUT!
Butler: TRUST US! Princess Pipp has learned her lesson from last time! It is why we must procure a test subject to ensure our product line is palatable before marketing!

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