After 4 months of my war against these rats making a mess and shitting in my kitchen and multiple failed attempts to poison them, I finally FUCKING killed the last big rat the most BRUTAL MOTHERFUCKING WAY POSSIBLE. I’ve always wanted to put my hands and KILL them as inhumanely as possible for all the hardship from tryina clean up his mess and stinkiness it brought from all his shit.
At long last, my months pent of anger against these annoying fuck has been brought to a cold hearted vindicated end.
How I got him? I saw him red handed eating one of my last night’s thrown leftovers and brought it under a stove so he can eat all that and leave some nasty poop under it. It’s always a pain in the ass tryina clean it like I said. But today, I was faster and wasted no absolute time seconds after he was about to enter that small hole in our toilet where he would usually hide, BUT at the best time, his head got stuck in that small hole so I grabbed a plunger and FUCKING SMESHED HIS BODY while his head is stuck so bad, I ended up decapitating the mtfk’s head and broke the plunger stick.