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Pinkie is everybody’s fuckbuddy. Yes, even the princesses’.

Ponies are considered legal once they get their cutie marks.

Twilight has a hyper fetish, which means she augments genitals to be larger than life. This is why her bedroom is usually purple with her mark stretched out. Now with her being princess, she can make those permanent if people join her “New Expanded Equestria.”

@Crayv  
Guess so.

@PonyPon  

 
So she is a fan of Crowley’s fics?

Derpy is a fan of incredibly difficult, underwater sex.

Pinkie Pie masturbates with muffins.
 
Not cupcakes, because the icing is uncomfortable.

@Dr_Robotpony  
True.
 
Every single one of the mane six is somehow concealing a dick. None of them suspect that the others are similarly endowed.

@gasmaskangel  
Well it doesn’t matter one way or another. As long as we’re having fun giving others fetishes right?

@Dr_Robotpony  
I might have seen it and forgotten long enough to think I came up with it then.

@gasmaskangel  

 
I thought I said something like this.

Hearts and Hooves day marks the beginning of estrus in Equestria. At sunset all of the unattached mares and stallions meet for a huge orgy.

How each changeling queen does Bjs…Just because:
 
Chrysalis-savage and hungry, very satisfing  
Miasma-less elegant, but very sloppy. fluids will get everywhere and she will expect a nice, deep kiss afterwards  
Myxine-slow and methodical. not a bunch of flare. a “strictly business” bj  
Ambrosia-getting off not a guarantee. she’ll be more concerned with getting your cock to turn purple. and then how many shades she can get  
Calliphora-she just sorta breathes on it. oddly draining

@PonyPon  
Both headcanons accepted.

Every pony is a herm. All of them.
 
Zecora knows of a changeling base in the Everfree. They leave her alone, since Chrysalis uses her as a very efficient broodmother. Because of this, her hive has reservations on injuring zebras.

@SeraphimDawn  

 
 
To expand on this, its more that she really, really enjoys tieing them down.

Equestria holds a holiday called “The Great Orgy” once a year where all the stallions and mares get together in they’re respective town square’s and have a massive orgy that last three days. Rarity doesn’t go since she does not wish to be taken in an orgy but its because of her fifth leg. Fluttershy doesn’t go either since she prefer’s a dungeon for sex rather than the town square.

@Sjogre  
Some should tell her that. She’ll have to rename it The Antonucci.

@PonyPon  
What the heck are you talking about? The Danny requires a human boy and a pegasus pony.
 
It was created by Surprise back in G1.

It’s where she || Sprouts the wings of a bat, stomps like a zombie, and whistles Row, row, row you Boat through a carwash.||
 
She regards it as a classic.

@PonyPon  
Do we want to know what The Danny is?

Celestia and Luna rarely get intense with each other because most fruits don’t taste good with melted cheeses.
 
Rarity has gained a reputation as a fantastic dom. Or a terrible one, depending on who you ask, as her domming goes much farther then leather and whips. She craves mental dominance over her partners, and that’s usually enough to scare most ponies off.
 
Screwball’s most vanilla sex move is called The Danny.

@Ore-O  
Giggity.

@Sjogre  
Yep, also, she was trying to get Gilda to break up with Dash so that Pinkie can have that plump griffon butt.

@Ore-O  
Sooooo, when she was trying to cheer up Cranky… She really was coming on to him?