Fetish fuel headcanons [NSFW]

@Dr_Robotpony  
I might have seen it and forgotten long enough to think I came up with it then.

@gasmaskangel  
Well it doesn’t matter one way or another. As long as we’re having fun giving others fetishes right?

@Dr_Robotpony  
True.
 
Every single one of the mane six is somehow concealing a dick. None of them suspect that the others are similarly endowed.

Pinkie Pie masturbates with muffins.
 
Not cupcakes, because the icing is uncomfortable.

Derpy is a fan of incredibly difficult, underwater sex.

@PonyPon  

 
So she is a fan of Crowley’s fics?

@Crayv  
Guess so.

Twilight has a hyper fetish, which means she augments genitals to be larger than life. This is why her bedroom is usually purple with her mark stretched out. Now with her being princess, she can make those permanent if people join her “New Expanded Equestria.”

Ponies are considered legal once they get their cutie marks.

Pinkie is everybody’s fuckbuddy. Yes, even the princesses’.