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@Brony96  
Mercury: Well it looks like I might get to test out the armor and the fuel I made for the flamethrower if they hit here.

Name: Sperber  
Sex: Stallion  
Race: Pegasus  
Regiment: Tech Regiment, field testing new weaponry on life targets.  
Special skills: has developed the first experimental rocket driven weaponry.  
Weakness: tends to overthink things.

@Sgt.striker
 
I take a few brushes, some gels, a bottle of maple syrup and three pill vibrators. I first use my magic to dribble the syrup onto your tummy, the goop feeling cold to the touch as it slowly trickles down your body. I lick my lips in hunger before scribbling my fingers all over your wings, starting from near the edges and approaching the wing pits, testing to see where on your wings you are most ticklish.

Name: Sea Blast  
Age: 18  
Height: 5’1 on all fours  
Species: Dragon-pony hybrid  
Major/minor: Advanced arcane engineering/metal working  
Interests: Inventing, the Wonderbolts, and the latest technology  
Dislikes: Those who insist on harassing him and testing him  
How they look: Almost metalic ocean blue scales, mane and the bit of fluff on the tail are red gold and cyan striped, and the cutie mark is a silver gear with a rocket over it  
Relationships: Non so far  
Roommate: None, I got the whole room to myself!  
Bit of background: A bit of an outcast mainly due to his appearance and scary knowledge of machinery. The result is he is lonely and socialy oblivious sometimes. Very mechanically inclined.  
Quote: If you can’t fix it with duck tape your not using enough. No really you can fix the world with that stiff!  
(hows this?)

We’ve actually put this on hold - Chrome was not something we’d thoroughly tested and while IE, FF and Chrome Android all worked fine Chrome desktop refuses to play our webms and is thoroughly uncooperative about telling us why it dislikes them. We’ve switched it all back for now (to GIF)

(Sorry, test driving cars right now lol)

< got Knives on this quiz

^ funny… Almost every test I’ve taken I get Slytherin. don’t make fun of my Harry Potter obsession. Hufflepuff is for misfits. I’m not smart enough to be in ravenclaw. And I hate Gryffindor because everyone wants to be there

Waitaminute, Can you hotlink from e621 now? Let me test this
 

@Whatevs  

@Sad  
Shy starts strapping Dawn in, leaving her very little room to struggle. As she had won, she wasn’t about to go as easy as Dawn did with her.
 
Hmmhmmhmm~
 
She grabs a large stiff feather, and starts tracing it around her belly to test the bonds.

@DJDerpy2013  
it can’t hurt.
 
I distinctly get the impression people avoid challenging me on Rarity. When I do want the truth and I want to test my tastes. I feel there are quite a few things she can improve on and I don’t want to be blind to more of them.

@Caroo  
(Alright! Well, you have quite a bit, and we both like playing the lee, so it’s interesting… But, here’s something. Can we also use ideas from your deviantart commissions as well? If so, I was always very fond of the two tickler devices (the water one and the belly one) in that one pic where that furry girl was testing the safety of Roo’s old dungeon. And heck, I adore the old dungeon setting im general. Dungeon setting with multiple devices is simply grand, and I think you agree there. Dungeon in a warm in sounds very interesting… But, I know you like ‘lee as well, so…)  
(How bout this, I’m tickler here, and you pick your favorite canon character to play as. From there, maybe we can decide which pony I should be tickler as. So in essence-)
 
Standard style ponies - playful tickle torture and possible, but not necessary erotica.
 
That sound okay? If not, please feel free to alter anything/add ideas!

@Cerebrate19  
Marauder: Yes I have tested it before.

@Sad  
She begins to test the straps, feeling that everything was tied down. She has very little movement, and what little movement she had wouldn’t help distract from the tickling. She slowly nods, already sweating.
 
G-good…

Win8.1 @ Chrome 35.0.1916.153
 
I’m not here to report a bug - mainly because I’ve heard on IRC that you are aware of it - but rather suggest a possible bugfix for one.
 
Whenever I copy a direct link to a comment, and open it later, the browser window would not jump to the correct comment. I have a suggestion that might help address this issue. I tested the JS code using the Chrome Developer Console before posting this.
 
Here’s an image of the rendered HTML of a comment:  
 
I think the highlighted part should be id instead of name. Also, as far as I could tell, the comments are loaded in post via JavaScript, and the site seems to use jQuery, so this issue could be fixed by adding a few extra lines to the code after the part that displays the comments:
 
@var wlhash = window.location.hash,  
    regex = /^#comment_[0-9a-f]{24}$/,  
    offset = $(wlhash).offset();  
if (regex.test(wlhash) && typeof offset !== ‘undefined’) $(window).scrollTop(offset.top);@
 
Of course, this does not take into account the fact that some comments might be on different pages, but since the whole loading is done by JS, the window.location.hash could be easily read to detect the desired comment’s identifier, then it’s just a matter of a few additional lines to load the page the comment is on by default.

@Number1pegasus  
They’re going to test it on a satellite soon and it would certainly help reduce weight, but on the downside it would take a ton of energy.

@SeraphimDawn  

 
The funny thing is that actual scientists’ predictions on the future are pretty on target.
 
What I mean by this is that it was predicted fifty years ago that we would have Ai capable of partially passing the turing test and well we do have Ai capable of passing the turing test at around 30%, the internet was widespread adopted and we do have portable communication devices, we’re pretty close to self driving cars(around 2-3 years, they’re working on crash avoidance right now) and so forth.
 
The main things we don’t have is a moon base and that’s mainly cause NASA keeps getting the axe hard. We could have a moon base of say five or so people, but right now since NASA’s been getting shat on so hard by congress they can barely function with what little money they have. The reason why this part pisses me off is that part of NASA’s purpose is to map killer asteroids so if we all die cause of a asteroid or a city gets wiped off the face of the earth it’s totally 100% congress’ fault.
 
The other thing we don’t have is fusion energy; the reason why we don’t have that is a bunch of higher explanations into physics but essentially the fusion reactors we’ve had were massively inefficient. The new reactors are taking a fuck ton of money to build cause the tokamak is how they’ve built them for decades. Boeing is getting close though; they’re getting all hush hush lately. The new ones are way more complex; tokamak type reactors essentially used brute force to achieve fusion; the new ones are taking everything we learned from the tokamaks and making a optimal reactor based off that.

@SquiggyBomb  
Hey, that’s the second part of the test to see who’s sexiest! laughtrack
 
@Princess♠Molestia  
See? Molly gets it.

@Ore-O
 
Schrodinger, God of Villain Teleportation
 
Intermediate God  
Symbol: A bloodied swastika  
Alignment: Chaotic Evil  
Portfolio: Those Wacky Nazis, War for Fun and Profit, Humanoid Abomination  
Domains: Physics, Teleportation, Schrodinger’s Cat, Chaos, Evil  
Enemies: Alucard, Seras Victoria  
Is everywhere and nowhere. This lets him be physically present at one point and vanish without a trace instantaneously as long as he is able to perceive himself. Given he is mostly employed by Millennium’s echelons as a courier, the secondary ability to regenerate to his base state when shifting between points gets a lot of mileage. It’s the same if he gets a scratch or whether he gets his head blown up. He just pops back unharmed.  
Death’s Head Strasse has expressed some interest in Schrodinger and prepared an extensive battery of tests. Now, if only the test results made some sense…  
He ascended to the position when none of the other incumbents proved capable of escaping death. Schrodinger just laughed when he saw how few were even willing to try. It devolved into an outright cackle when some did try and spectacularly failed.  
Alucard would like to remind him his little Eat Me trick Only Works Once.
 
This one seems more fitting right?

@boz  
Weiss: Did you even test it after you cut it?

@MarauderPilot  
Guard: Seem good.
 
The guards did a some practice and experimental test with crystal.
 
OOC: I won’t do the whole things every time.
 
guard: I think I can safely say we’d like to have some. But we have nothing but our salary and a couple of bit from the inn to give you and I’ll be honest, we’d rather keep them.

@Itsthinking  
Either my favorite ponies or nothing.
 
It’s not the matter of which show I like. It’s the matter of a 20-year-old buying a plushie. It will get a bit awkward. I’ll test my luck one more time with a give away, then I’ll probably buy the official Twilight plush.