The Evil Council Shenanigans (Possible NSFW Material)

@LunarGhostRedMoon  
@MarauderPilot  
OOC: Could you do a OOC translation when you do these.
 
 
@MarauderPilot  
Guard: I’ve hear good things about the heat and cold trick on them.

@boz  
Weiss: The fire and ice crystals then.

@boz  
OOC: Fine. Basicall: “I question the plans of the UEG. We’re warriors, and have nothing to give besides warriors. So why did they ally with us? It’s irrelevant.”

@MarauderPilot  
Guard: Seem good.
 
The guards did a some practice and experimental test with crystal.
 
OOC: I won’t do the whole things every time.
 
guard: I think I can safely say we’d like to have some. But we have nothing but our salary and a couple of bit from the inn to give you and I’ll be honest, we’d rather keep them.

@boz  
Weiss: Once we get a better presence down here we could set up a trading officer or something similar and send some of the local goods off world and send a portion of the results back for the town.
 
 
@LunarGhostRedMoon  
OOC: Ah.

@MarauderPilot  
Guard: Being the first equestrian to Trade with the outworlders.
 
guard in the back: How ironic considering we live underground and are the further away from space.

@boz  
Yang: Yeah.

@MarauderPilot  
Liala: Haha, the gryphons will roar in anger when they’ll learn about it. Are you ready to go back in town now?

@boz  
Ruby: Sure.

They goes back in town, having to goes through one of the hot spot the local indicate them they try to move faster but still a lone bandit try to mug them. He have a sawed off gun he hidden under his vest.
 
Bandit: Drop your bit on the ground and walk away.
 
OOC: Try to not one post win this one, but Penny can arrive to the rescue.

@boz  
Weiss: Please think this through a bit better.

@MarauderPilot  
OOC: You missed the chance to see the joke.

@boz  
OOC: Sorry and I didn’t see the one post thing until I posted.

@MarauderPilot  
OOC: You really not want to give it another chance, maybe make her say something before.

@boz  
OOC: Why would I not want to?

@MarauderPilot  
OOC: To avoid making an edit.

@boz  
OOC: Its not hard to do.

OOC: Then do it, even if this encounter was serious, this would have been a bit too fast.

@boz  
OOC: Done.

@MarauderPilot  
As the bandit keep pointing his weapon try to be as menacing as possible, Max did something he never did before, he just started laughing. He was Laughing vigorously, he even lean forward and made a funny face. Liala was frighten at first, not being an expert like Max on weapons, then confused by his reaction but after a moment even her realize it and she started laughing too.

@boz  
Weiss: You can just walk away you know.

OOC: Back.

@MarauderPilot  
bandit: What, Why are you laughing?
 
Max: A sawed off MAP gun. Loose his breath in laugh
 
Bandit: Yeah, what?
 
Max: You sawed the coil, your weapon just don’t work at all anymore.
 
Liala: You could have menaced us with your bare fist we would have took you more seriously.

@boz  
Weiss: Did you even test it after you cut it?

@MarauderPilot  
Bandit: No…
 
Max was still unable to do anything in his laughing.
 
Liala: Forget your walking away offer Weiss, we should give this one to the guards, for his own safety.