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LanceOmikron
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Artist -
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Because COLORING!!
@luna the great!  
That’s what I like to hear! (don’t say I didn’t warn you!)
 
First, it’s important to note that Sunset’s falling-out with Celestia was never made public, as Celestia considered it to be a personal matter.
 
While on her quest for the knowledge that Celestia “denied” her, Sunset still makes sure to keep up with current events. She hears about Celestia taking on a new student (Twilight) very soon after it happens. At first, Sunset doesn’t think anything of Twilight. After all, she’s just some random pony that Celestia decided to tutor, right? She’s nothing.
 
However, after Twilight rediscovers the elements of harmony and redeems Princess Luna, THAT gets Sunset’s attention. She starts paying much closer attention to Twilight and the events that she’s involved in, and her focus only increases as more stuff happens: Discord, the Changeling Invasion of Canterlot, the Changeling attack on Ponyville and Twilight’s subsequent duel with Chrysalis, The Crystal Empire, Nightmarity, and of course Twilight’s ascension and coronation.
 
As I said before, Twilight becoming a princess is what sends Sunset over the edge. She starts making her plans in earnest, and realizes that as powerful as she is, she’ll need plenty of loyal followers to carry them out. Luckily, she knows exactly where to find them.
 
She travels to the castle where Twilight and Chrysalis had their duel on the night of the Secretariat comet. Chrysalis and the changelings are still trapped inside, and have grown weak from a lack of food. Sunset destroys the traps that had imprisoned the changelings and challenges Chrysalis for leadership of the swarm. Chrysalis accepts the challenge, but since she’s severely weakened by starvation and is still nursing wounds from her fight with Twilight, Sunset beats her handily.  
Sunset then addresses the swarm, telling them that if they swear their undying loyalty to her, she’ll help them reach their full potential and will never let them go hungry. The entire swarm (sans Chryssy) immediately accepts. Sunset imprisons Chrysalis and keeps her close at hoof, figuring that if anything goes wrong with her using changelings, Chrysalis can be the scapegoat.
 
After that, Sunset uses her linked journal to send a message to Celestia in the hopes of gaining an audience with her and Luna. Celestia, who of course has no idea of the depths that Sunset has sunk to, is overjoyed to finally get a chance at reconciling with her misbegotten pupil. So one night, Celestia meets Sunset for the first time in many years, and Luna meets her for the first time. It’s a trap, though. Sunset uses dark magic to catch both princesses entirely off guard and turn them to stone.
 
Twilight receives a letter that same night, and not through the usual dragonbreath mail. The letter is from “Celestia”, and warns her that she’s likely to be the target of an impending attack (or something. I admit, this is probably the weakest part of the story currently) and that she’ll have to leave Equestria at once for a few months. Transport is already arranged at the train station, and she’s not allowed to tell anyone of this. Guards will be dispatched to the library to collect Spike and the Elements of Harmony for safekeeping after she leaves. Seeing no reason to believe that this is a forgery (the letter looks absolutely authentic, royal seal and all), Twilight complies with its instructions.
 
The next morning, chaos erupts in Canterlot as two ponies wage a pitched battle all across the city with loads of witnesses. One of them is “Princess Twilight Sparkle”, who’s maniacally laughing and gloating that she’s killed Celestia and Luna and that all of her plans are coming to fruition. The other is Sunset Shimmer, who’s going out of her way to protect the citizens of Canterlot as she battles the mad princess. Eventually they fight to a standstill and “Twilight” runs off, swearing revenge.
 
This, of course, sends Canterlot into complete uproar, with Sunset at the center. Naturally the populace realizes that “Evil Twilight” might have been a changeling, but Sunset (who by this point has undergone and passed changeling tests) dismisses their suspicions, stating that “if she was fighting a changeling impersonating Twilight, she would know”. Meanwhile, Sunset has proven her identity as Celestia’s student by having Celestia’s school for gifted unicorns pull records on her enrollment and apprenticeship, which check out (and even if Celestia made a record of Sunset’s dismissal without making it public, Sunset probably thought about that beforehand and quietly destroyed any embarrassing records shortly before the coup). She explains her absence as Celestia sending her off to explore the world as advanced training, but that Celestia also had a way to alert Sunset in the event of her own death.
 
Since Equestria has lost all three of their princesses in one fell swoop (and Cadance is busy with the Crystal Empire), the issue of selecting a new leader is put front and center. Sunset becomes an obvious candidate, helped by Sunset revealing that Celestia had also taught her to raise the sun and moon (except not. she uses a spell to set Celestia and Luna’s sun and moon controlling spells to “autopilot” while they’re trapped in stone). And her public opinion only continues to rise the longer Twilight is gone, and more and more ponies start to accept the show that happened on the day of the coup as truth. And ponies that are heavily opposed to Sunset being princess soon have a complete change of heart on the matter (i.e. they’re replaced by changelings).
 
After being crowned the sole Princess of Equestria, Sunset pledges to protect the country and to bring Twilight Sparkle, The Deceiver Princess, to justice. There are some ponies who think that there’s foul play at work, and that Twilight might be innocent, but don’t listen to them! They’re “Deceivers of Harmony” who want nothing more than to bring ruin to Equestria!
 
Several months later, Twilight receives instructions to return to Equestria. And return she does… to a world gone crazy.

General Discussion » The time wasting thread [SFW] -NoFullExplicit/Grimdark » Post 68630

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Site and Policy » New feature - MP4/WebM GIFs! » Post 18

Roleplaying » Five Night's at Derpi's 2 » Post 121

Roleplaying » Deadly Soda [Anthro + Possible NSFW] » Post 85

Site and Policy » New feature - MP4/WebM GIFs! » Post 4

Clover the Clever
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
A Perfectly Normal Pony - <@CloverTheClever> I'd pay to see Carcer in a fursuit
Always Codes Drunk - It explains a lot
From the Night - I have technically banned myself a bunch of times...
Since the Beginning  - User number zero

Lord and Saviour
@Background Pony #F4A5  
Where the full image is displayed, it’ll be MP4/WebM, no matter where it appears. We actually (and this may shock some people) don’t serve <img> tags etc in the page, aside from things like avatars. For regular images the appropriate image tag or video tag is inserted client-side (we perform most filters and spoilering on the client-side, so the server doesn’t have to do all of the work).
 
 
@BigMax  
Odd. I did test in Chromium and Chrome but not 41.x -dev builds; I assume it’s a browser specific bug, as the looping is simply a HTML5 feature.
 
 
@huebris  
No. We are unlikely (read: almost certainly not going to) to ever support WebM/MP4 upload. But hey, never say never.

Site and Policy » New feature - MP4/WebM GIFs! » Post 2

Background Pony #6223
Tested on Firefox 34 on Linux Mint 17. Every video feature works, except fullscreen. There’s a decrease in page load time, and the animation plays smoothly as the file starts to load, unlike GIF.
 
Do you plan to extend this to include embeds in comments/forum?

Roleplaying » Nothing for none[NSFW] » Post 20724

Roleplaying » Lunar Conflict (NSFW) » Post 12651

Dono & M.Storm
Thread Starter - Flowing Bliss - NSFW
Artist -

A purpose.
@Cerebrate19
Shadow Plate: He must of been badly damaged too but then again, he is like an alternative… I’m just glad that I’m not being remotely controlled like a robot who has no freedom or cannot think for itself.
He looks at her, examining her as virtual files in his eyes began to show up and he was reading data about her rather quickly. Call it a background check. He did for a purpose though, he was testing out the new software installed in him.

Roleplaying » Lunar Conflict (NSFW) » Post 12649

Dono & M.Storm
Thread Starter - Flowing Bliss - NSFW
Artist -

A purpose.
@Cerebrate19  
Shadow Plate: He must of been badly damaged too but then again, he is like an alternative… I’m just glad that I’m not being remotely controlled like a robot who has no freedom or cannot think for itself.
 
He looks at her, examining her as virtual files in his eyes began to show up and he was reading data about her rather quickly. Call it a background check. He did for a purpose though, he was testing out the new software installed in him.

Generals » The SJW Thread [edge containment zone] [possibly NSFW] » Post 841

441TheSecond
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Escapee from Alcatraz
@SquiggyBomb  
Oh yeah, it’ll definitly work, the Russians are going to see women getting score bonuses in tests to get into Universities, and all those women bitching about triggers and rape culture, and then they’re going to go “Oh shit, don’t want none of that” and leave.
 
I think the power of love is a less retarded suggestion.

General Discussion » The time wasting thread [SFW] -NoFullExplicit/Grimdark » Post 67779

Silent_Witness
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Chippin’ In
@Number1pegasus  
Aside from what Internet comments have told me, I don’t actually have an opinion on that show. Because I’ve never seen it.  
That’s not an exaggeration- I have literally never seen even one minute of Johnny Test.

General Discussion » The time wasting thread [SFW] -NoFullExplicit/Grimdark » Post 67763

General Discussion » The time wasting thread [SFW] -NoFullExplicit/Grimdark » Post 67692

ParagonCommander
Thread Starter -  Super Smash Bros General Thread

Absent Tactician
I’m bored so fuck it. These are member based.
 
  1. Trashboat will post whatever the hell he wants. Don’t question him.  
  2. Don’t be offended by Too_Offensive. Clue is in the goddamn username.  
  3. Beware images posted by Blissy123. Eye bleach should be on stand-by.  
  4. Never mention Viridi in a postive manner around HighRollerHydra.  
  5. Number1Pegasus fights for his friends. Don’t test him.  
  6. Don’t be surprised by mariomarc’s honesty.  
  7. Listen to SquiggyBomb. He has experience in whatever it is you’re talking about.  
  8. SidewardManatee is the Waifu King. Don’t question the Waifu King.  
  9. If Touhou is mentioned, expect uc9 to be close-by.  
  10. If Mystery Skulls is mentioned, expect EHAN or Carcass Strife to be close-by.  
  11. See Rule 1 for instructions around Twisty.  
  12. Whatevs is prone to accusing heresy. Don’t irritate.
     
    these are shit i know

Roleplaying » Tech's Tickle Cellar (WARNING: NSFW TICKLING) » Post 102276

deactivated619c590b3
Thread Starter - The Manehattan Underground. [NSFW Violence]

@Desertderp
 
“Uuuuh, y-yeah.” Is all I say in response, feeling a mix of embarrassment and nervousness as I try tugging on the ropes, testing their strength. No give, of course. I let loose a defeated sigh. “I guess you got me.”

General Discussion » Banning "Unbroken" in Japan. » Post 10

Sono
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@SeraphimDawn  
If I remember correctly, America made a deal with that and got the data from those “tests” in 731.
 
I dunno, I’m not surprised. It’s most likely most of the older generation in Japan seeking to ban this, they are still extremely nationalistic and honor bound and obviously this undoes that (and rightfully so).
 
I haven’t seen the film so MAYBE there’s some bias or leaning in it that might have ticked them off?

General Discussion » Banning "Unbroken" in Japan. » Post 4

Zincy
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

In Vino Veritas
@Whatevs
 
@Nightweaver20xx
 
 
I find myself in agreement with you two. The way we treated prisoners doesn’t hold a candle to how the Japanese treated them. And the Nanking Massacre, the Hong Kong raids, the like 12 other massacres done. Also testing weapons on civilians and captured prisoners, the use of “comfort women”, etc, etc. The Japaneses were horrifically brutal during WW2.

Roleplaying » Escaping The Darkness (WARNING:GrimDark NSFW) » Post 39523

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General Discussion » Person Above You » Post 85636

orcinus

< seriously..I had a test that took like 10 mins and now I have to wait 3 hours for my next test  
Glad I brought my iPad and my 3DS  
I usually don’t bring my 3DS.. I got a street pass from transit XD

General Discussion » The time wasting thread [SFW] -NoFullExplicit/Grimdark » Post 65238

Twisty

 
i got the Page of space
 
full
 
Pages tend to be extremely weak and passive at the start of their journeys. However, they have incredible potential, and if they can survive long enough to reach god tier, their powers will make all others’ pale in comparison.
 
Space players can warp space at will, adjusting the size and momentum of objects. They are absolutely essential for any session to be victorious, as they are responsible for the creation of the new universe.

General Discussion » The time wasting thread [SFW] -NoFullExplicit/Grimdark » Post 65226

General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 442

Background Pony #A38D
Don’t know what to vent about as I don’t know where to begin with what’s got my ire as of late. There are some things I can say without getting grief while others I can’t even utter two sentences about unless I want a verbal pounding so bad my goo stain will rival that of anything in any horror movie out there.
 
I guess I can keep it short.
 
As a person who’s in his early 30’s, I feel like I’ve failed in life. After I stumbled out of Community College with an Associates degree, showing I completed my undergraduate work, I felt trashed. I had a big dream since I was in Elementary School. All the courses I took in High School, including an honors class, would prepare me. When I hit that 2nd class in CC, it just destroyed me. I thought about retaking it. In the end, I just remember the professor looking at me and saying I should “consider other career opportunities.”
 
Now, I have an associates degree and can’t even get a job at the grocery store near me to bag groceries. I feel like a jerk. I see several programs out there designed to help the elderly, getting younger kids in (14 to 15 yr olds) into the job market to help them out later in life, at risk individuals, veterans, and the like, while it feels like the late 20 to early 30 people are left with nothing.
 
Maybe I’m setting my sights too high, wanting a minimum wage job. Perhaps I have to put in 500hrs+ of community service before I’m even allowed to attempt a chance at a job. I’ve only got 125hrs+ on the books from the place I volunteer at. It’s wrong of me, but I blame a majority of the problems I’ve encountered on this need for streamlining + going “high-tech” and all. I had two times where I went in and physically talked to a person for a job before 2010. Now, I haven’t even physically met one person. Best Buy, imho, is the absolute worst place because of their so-called “test” to get employed where it’s just a glorified personality exam. Talked to one lady at a nearby store, and I asked her if there was something I was doing wrong, do I need to do something different, what are the qualifications, etc…. She just directed me online while answering only a few of my questions.
 
Anymore, I just don’t know what to do. I signed up with the state. I’ve looked through the employment stuff on their site, and My email address is signed up with them in the hopes of getting job alerts. That’s what I get for trusting people since I’ve come to learn, or get the impression, they don’t care about me at all. They primarily care about getting their slice of the money from the government, requiring me to be another 1 added to their overall website tally of people looking for jobs.
 
Even when I think about bettering myself, I just stop. “Someone has already done it,” or “Someone is better than you and you shouldn’t even try” pop into my head. I know I’m not alone as the only person battling for their space in this world, yet I do feel like I’m swept under the rug. If I say anything, I feel like someone will say “deal with it,” “O ‘poor baby’ suck it up and deal with it,” and “My problems are worse than yours are so P*** off.”
 
Anyways, that’s enough of my problems.

Roleplaying » Nothing for none[NSFW] » Post 19278

LadyChristaBug

@Desertderp  
Her soul’s safe. It reverted to its place with me, was completely scanned, is undergoing more testing to see that it is not a trap, and we’re speed-growing her body. We have magic users, psychics, empaths, and about everyone else you can think of working on her heart, and incredible tech working on her. He’s talking or of his ass. The question is, are he and/or Malic dangers to us?

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