Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

@Count Adramélekh Sear
 

They played Sweet Victory on a commercial, two years ago they played Sicko Mode instead.

@Holofan4life  
The Super Bowl did it better :,)

@ShadowBolt Platinum  
They learned from their mistakes.

Mozart is more like Meowzart, because he was the original cat man.

Sometimes, if I have a boner that won’t go down, I listen to this kind of music. Mmmheh heh heh
 

I love watching videos of people wasting scammers time or getting them all pissed off, it gets me through the pandemic

@Myoozik  
This post brought to you by the Atomic Shrimp gang.

I don’t know about you but I really find these dad instinct videos very satisfying.

@pixel  
Tari Maki Chud!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Not quite, but good try.

Had no idea they brought Cheetos Paws back. Just found them today. Last time I ate them was the early 90’s.

Hey guys, guys I got quick question for you actually. What does it mean when it says “Launch the Train”?

Alkie the henpecked reindeer
 
Likes to get drunk a lot
 
If you tell him to do stuff
 
He’ll probably just smoke some pot
 
He has a wife named Gloria
 
Who is a real mean witch
 
If you confront him about it
 
He’ll probably start to cry like a bitch
 
All of the other reindeer
 
Used to compete with full throttle
 
Except for poor old Alkie
 
He would rather get blotto
 
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
 
Foggy cause he was drunk
 
Santa came up in a wheeze
 
Saying “Alkie, the Mrs gave me VD”
 
So Alkie started to sober
 
He was out of his funk
 
As for poor old Santa
 
He’ll have spots on his winkly junk

Florida be tripping out with its weather lately

writing-prompt-s  

 
Human: [absent-mindedly singing Hot Blooded by Foreigner; suddenly sneezes.]
 
Alien: F#CK!

If dyslexia was a superpower, than a dog aim.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Damn.

Off for a couple of days, I’m so happy

 
Oh hell, that is today.