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yelling_into_the_void

The Hell?
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We may not be the strongest, but our immune systems are legendary among alien races. There is a saying: “if it makes a human sick it will kill you.”


Human: [absent-mindedly singing Hot Blooded by Foreigner; suddenly sneezes.]

Alien: F#CK!
Holofan4life
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
A Perfectly Normal Pony - The best thing about being an anime mod is you get to eat babies for free
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Thread Starter - Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post (pony version)
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

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Alkie the henpecked reindeer

Likes to get drunk a lot

If you tell him to do stuff

He'll probably just smoke some pot

He has a wife named Gloria

Who is a real mean witch

If you confront him about it

He'll probably start to cry like a bitch

All of the other reindeer

Used to compete with full throttle

Except for poor old Alkie

He would rather get blotto

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Foggy cause he was drunk

Santa came up in a wheeze

Saying "Alkie, the Mrs gave me VD"

So Alkie started to sober

He was out of his funk

As for poor old Santa

He'll have spots on his winkly junk
Myoozik
StarTrix Forever! - Derpi Supporter
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
The Magic of Friendship Grows - For helping others attend the 2020 Community Collab
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Silver Supporter - Silver Patron
Gold Bit -
Emerald -
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant

MSBWY
I love watching videos of people wasting scammers time or getting them all pissed off, it gets me through the pandemic
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Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab

Ꮖɦɛ Ꮖɛxǟռ.
What's right isn't always the right thing to do. We all have enemies who won't hesitate for our demise, ultimately leading to an apology for you to never be around to do the right thing again.
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