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Generals » Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark) » Post 183112

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Background Pony #5B57
My mom wants me to go see “Dear Evan Hensen” on $5 Tuesday tomorrow at my theater. How do I tell her I don’t want to?
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Generals » Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark) » Post 183109

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Background Pony #5B57
Movies I’ve seen in theaters this year, with a 3-point rating system (1 being “didn’t like it”, 2 being “thought it was okay” and 3 being “enjoyed it”):
A Quiet Place/A Quiet Place Part II Double-Feature (3/3)
Jungle Cruise (3/3)
Free Guy (3/3)
RiffTrax Live: Hobgoblins (3/3)
PAW Patrol: The Movie (2/3)
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (3/3)
The Addams Family 2 (2/3)

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Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Wallet After Summer Sale -
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
Artist -

Kebab Boorgermagomedov

Hungryllica - Enter Fatman

Steak and pears, griddle buns
Don’t forget Funyuns
Do include every one
I suck food in, parm within
Reap two, three din-dins
’Til the fatman he plumps
Teethe on whole rye loaf bread
Drinking your pickle brine
Eggs get fried
Enter pies
Glaze my ham
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
Something’s wrong, butt’s alight
Heavy farts tonight
And they aren’t from Snow White
Creams of corn, creams of ice
Creams that fatten thighs
And of things that I’ll bite, yeah
Teethe on whole rye loaf bread
Drinking your pickle brine
Eggs get fried
Enter pies
Glaze my ham
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
Now I lay meat down to eat
(Now I lay meat down to eat)
Take the pork, my roll to heat
(Take the pork, my roll to heat)
If I dine before I make
(If I dine before I make)
Take the pork, buy Shake ’N Bake
(Take the pork, buy Shake ’N Bake)
Munch Little Debbies, don’t say a word
And never mind the soys you slurped
It’s just the treats under your bed
In your closet, in your shed
Eggs get fried
Enter pies
Strain waistband
Eggs get fried
Enter pies
Glaze my ham
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
Food!
Yeah, yeah!
Yodels!
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
Glaze my ham
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
Glaze my ham
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
We’re off to heifer-heifer land
We’re off to heifer-heifer land

Generals » Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark) » Post 183093

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Generals » Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark) » Post 183088

Count Adramalekhovich Searmagomedov
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Wallet After Summer Sale -
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
Artist -

Kebab Boorgermagomedov

Hungryllica - One Bite

I cannot stop getting hungry
Don’t know if I want some ice cream
Deep down inside my stomach screams
This terrible growling stops me
Need some food that’s from KFC
I took the pup out so she’d pee
Now there’s not much food in me
Make something to eat but
Hold my stomach, I want to eat
Oh please God, feed me
Back in my room, I need a meal
It pumps life, just like cereal
But none of the cereal are real
Look to the time when I’ll eat
Fed through the stomach into me
Just what happens right when I eat
I need cereal or pancakes
Maybe a slice of pizza
Hold my stomach, I want to eat
Oh please God, feed me
Now the food is gone, I am fucked
Oh God, feed me 
Hold my stomach, I want to eat
Oh please God, feed me
Donuts!
I need to eat three!
Or I could eat
Absolute nothing!
I can’t find food!
We have no pie!
Fix it myself!
Stomach is growling, STOP!!!
Subway!
Their foods are all gone!
I’ll eat a peach!
What am I hearing?
No chicken arms?
No chicken legs?
Want to be full!
Hell, I would eat a SNAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLL!!!!!!!!

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