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Holofan4life
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Artist -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
A Perfectly Normal Pony - The best thing about being an anime mod is you get to eat babies for free
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.

I II II L
Alkie the henpecked reindeer


 
Likes to get drunk a lot


 
If you tell him to do stuff


 
He'll probably just smoke some pot


 
He has a wife named Gloria


 
Who is a real mean witch


 
If you confront him about it


 
He'll probably start to cry like a bitch


 
All of the other reindeer


 
Used to compete with full throttle


 
Except for poor old Alkie


 
He would rather get blotto


 
Then one foggy Christmas Eve


 
Foggy cause he was drunk


 
Santa came up in a wheeze


 
Saying "Alkie, the Mrs gave me VD"


 
So Alkie started to sober


 
He was out of his funk


 
As for poor old Santa


 
He'll have spots on hisome winkly junk
No reason given
Edited by Holofan4life
Holofan4life
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Artist -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
A Perfectly Normal Pony - The best thing about being an anime mod is you get to eat babies for free
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.

I II II L
Alkie the henpecked reindeer

Likes to get drunk a lot

If you tell him to do stuff

He'll probably just smoke some pot

He has a wife named Gloria

Who is a real mean witch

If you confront him about it

He'll probably start to cry like a bitch

All of the other reindeer

Used to compete with full throttle

Except for poor old Alkie

He would rather get blotto

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Foggy cause he was drunk

Santa came up in a wheeze

Saying "Alkie, the Mrs gave me VD"

So Alkie started to sober

He was out of his funk

As for poor old Santa

He'll have spots on some winkly junk
No reason given
Edited by Holofan4life