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Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 22
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 21
Background Pony #07CA
Hitch Trailblazer: Let’s get going! No reason for this to… drag-on![rim shot][Hitch Trailblazer laughs]
Deputy Mare: I’m gonna DRAG-ONto a volcano and throw you in the lava, if you don’t stop insulting our foreign hosts!Sparky Sparkeroni: [disapproving gurgle]
Deputy Mare: You SEE???!! Even your adoptee son hates you for that!!!Hitch Trailblazer: Seriously? Nothing? Come on, that was a good one!
Professor: GET BENT, SHERIFF!!Sheesh! I know it was a lame joke, but you two seriously need to chill!
Inspector Mare: Leave the humour to the me, Sheriff…
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 20
Background Pony #1F95
@Background Pony #07CA
Jokes are overrated, Sheriff. Better just stick to your current mission at hoof before it gets to that point where everypony loses their goldarn minds.
Jokes are overrated, Sheriff. Better just stick to your current mission at hoof before it gets to that point where everypony loses their goldarn minds.
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 19
LordFlareon 
Hitch Trailblazer: Let’s get going! No reason for this to… drag-on![rim shot][Hitch Trailblazer laughs]
Deputy Mare: I’m gonna DRAG-ONto a volcano and throw you in the lava, if you don’t stop insulting our foreign hosts!Sparky Sparkeroni: [disapproving gurgle]
Deputy Mare: You SEE???!! Even your adoptee son hates you for that!!!Hitch Trailblazer: Seriously? Nothing? Come on, that was a good one!
Professor: GET BENT, SHERIFF!!
Sheesh! I know it was a lame joke, but you two seriously need to chill!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 18
Background Pony #07CA
Deputy Mare: I’m gonna DRAG-ONto a volcano and throw you in the lava, if you don’t stop insulting our foreign hosts!
Deputy Mare: You SEE???!! Even your adoptee son hates you for that!!!
Professor: GET BENT, SHERIFF!!
Hitch Trailblazer: Let’s get going! No reason for this to… drag-on!
[rim shot]
[Hitch Trailblazer laughs]
Deputy Mare: I’m gonna DRAG-ONto a volcano and throw you in the lava, if you don’t stop insulting our foreign hosts!
Sparky Sparkeroni: [disapproving gurgle]
Deputy Mare: You SEE???!! Even your adoptee son hates you for that!!!
Hitch Trailblazer: Seriously? Nothing? Come on, that was a good one!
Professor: GET BENT, SHERIFF!!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 17
Background Pony #07CA
Rebel Mare: If Misty’s staying…then I’m staying too…
Dragon Dragoon: YOU DAFT EEDJIT BLEEDIN’ BEOUR!!!
Dragon Dragoon: UUGGH, let us depart before I decide to gouge yer peepers out and drown you in quicksand for bein’ such ruddy buck morans…
Misty: Um, I’ll stay, too.
Rebel Mare: If Misty’s staying…then I’m staying too…
Blaize: [whispering]
Luxxe: And Leaf and I will stay here with you ponies. Not because we’re keeping an eye on you or anything.
[Blaize facepalms]
Dragon Dragoon: YOU DAFT EEDJIT BLEEDIN’ BEOUR!!!
Professor: Wow….what an angry loudmouth….
Rebel Mare: Seriously??
Leaf: But because we love making jokes while others do work! [laughs]
Dragon Dragoon: UUGGH, let us depart before I decide to gouge yer peepers out and drown you in quicksand for bein’ such ruddy buck morans…
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 16
Background Pony #07CA
Professor: What is it NOW, Izzy?? If it’s another one of your stupid arts-and-crafts again—!
Butler: Classy!!!
Professor: You know what?? For once in your life, NOT such a bad idea after all!
Inspector Mare: Sounds like a good plan to me!
Colt Twin: We would love to stay and help too, but….
Filly Twin: We really wanna see and meet the Dragon Lord!!!
Butler: Uhhh, not to burst your joyful bubble here, but this isle doesn’t exactly have the modern infrastructure to interact with your electronic devices, Princess…
Izzy Moonbow: Uh, excuse me, Blaize. Might I make a suggestion?
Professor: What is it NOW, Izzy?? If it’s another one of your stupid arts-and-crafts again—!
Izzy Moonbow: Uh, excuse me, Blaize. Might I make a suggestion? I was thinking maybe it would behoove us…
Misty: Clever!
Butler: Classy!!!
Izzy Moonbow: Thank you! …to have some of us stay here to try and get the Mare Stream fixed in the meantime.
Professor: You know what?? For once in your life, NOT such a bad idea after all!
Inspector, you stay with the Detective to figure out a way to bring this Marestream back online!
Inspector Mare: Sounds like a good plan to me!
Colt Twin: We would love to stay and help too, but….
Filly Twin: We really wanna see and meet the Dragon Lord!!!
Sunny Starscout: Great idea, Izzy.
Pipp Petals: Yes, yes, yes! Izzy can craft a fix for the power source on the Mare Stream, and I will find some residual Pegasus Wi-Fi to make a call for help!
Butler: Uhhh, not to burst your joyful bubble here, but this isle doesn’t exactly have the modern infrastructure to interact with your electronic devices, Princess…
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 15
Background Pony #07CA
Dragon Dragoon: Well, c’mon now! Don’t just stoop around ’ere like a banjaxed plith stone!!
Blaize: Follow us, little ponies. We will lead you to our ancient, much larger, much wiser, and much more secretive leader.
Dragon Dragoon: Well, c’mon now! Don’t just stoop around ’ere like a banjaxed plith stone!!
It’ll be a gas for our pure class lord to see ye nags, pigeons and mickey-heads at his grand gaff!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 14
Background Pony #07CA
Inspector Mare: Time is of the ESSENCE! And our outlaw is gonna gobble ALL of that dry if we don’t hurry!
Deputy Mare: ALL thanks to the PRINCESS of plunder busses!
Rebel Mare: FOCUS, Deputy…
Zipp Storm: Well, where can we find him? We don’t have all day!
Inspector Mare: Time is of the ESSENCE! And our outlaw is gonna gobble ALL of that dry if we don’t hurry!
Misty: Technically we do. Because the Mare Stream is, well, broken. So we are kinda stuck here.
Zipp Storm: Oh. Yeah.
Deputy Mare: ALL thanks to the PRINCESS of plunder busses!
Rebel Mare: FOCUS, Deputy…
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 13
Background Pony #07CA
Dragon Dragoon: We ain’t a band of savage bandits, mud trotter! We dragons, drake or oul drake, all must abide to the dragon lord, or else face the wrath of his hail fyre!
Blaize: We must first request approval from our leader, the Dragon Lord, to form a partnership with ponykind.
Professor: Dragon Lord???!! But I thought Miss Blaze is your chief!
Dragon Dragoon: We ain’t a band of savage bandits, mud trotter! We dragons, drake or oul drake, all must abide to the dragon lord, or else face the wrath of his hail fyre!
I just call her chief, because she’s usually the kind who likes to take charge of our posse!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 12
Background Pony #07CA
Dragon Dragoon: GGAAAH, what the fleckin’ boles, mare??!!
Colt Twin: HAHHA, can we ride you?!!
Filly Twin: I wanna fix her cracked horns with glitter!
Dragon Dragoon: GGAAAH, what the fleckin’ boles, mare??!!
Colt Twin: HAHHA, can we ride you?!!
Filly Twin: I wanna fix her cracked horns with glitter!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 11
Background Pony #07CA
Dragon Dragoon: I dunno, Chieftain…even if they speak the truth, could these fur-boggers REALLY help us save our wayverns from that rotten oul wan blight-hawk??
Sunny Starscout: So please, dragon friends! Band together with us. Help us stop Opaline, restore the magic shimmer and kindness in all of Equestria, and rescue your fellow dragons that Opaline has taken!
Dragon Dragoon: I dunno, Chieftain…even if they speak the truth, could these fur-boggers REALLY help us save our wayverns from that rotten oul wan blight-hawk??
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 10
Background Pony #07CA
Luxxe: I don’t think these ponies are our enemies.
Blaize: [sighs] You’re too quick to trust, Luxxe. I still don’t understand why they came all the way out here.
Sunny Starscout: Because we want to stop all of Equestria from falling into a darkness so dark that we may lose the light of friendship forever!
Professor: **This is a matter of international security!!! ** Both of your friends are captured by Opaline, and only Princess Twilight and Celestia KNOWS what she could be doing to them right now!!
GASSSPPP, what if it’s too late?! What if she already sucked out all the energy out as we speak??!!!
Pipp Petals: (To Fountain) That would be baaaaad. Like, super baaaaad.
Butler: Quite absolutely indeed!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 9
Background Pony #07CA
Dragon Dragoon: This is so fleckin’ barmy, Chief! Sure look, that poxy fella could be trainin’ him to traitor against our kin and clem these isles as the self-appointed pony ruler! What do ye suggest we do with the boyo drake?
[Sparky Sparkeroni kisses Hitch on the back of his neck]
Leaf, Luxxe, Fountain, and Tumble: Awwww!
Dragon Dragoon: This is so fleckin’ barmy, Chief! Sure look, that poxy fella could be trainin’ him to traitor against our kin and clem these isles as the self-appointed pony ruler! What do ye suggest we do with the boyo drake?
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 8
Background Pony #07CA
Hitch Trailblazer: [gulps] His pony dad! But really he’s my best friend and little deputy and… [chuckles nervously] …so much more!
[Sparky Sparkeroni gurgling]
Deputy Mare: …you don’t happen to know any dragon parent who might be lookin’ for their lost spawn, do you?
Tumble: Fry my tail. There hasn’t been a baby dragon around here in a volcano’s age! What?!
Professor: Volcano’s age??! That’s like–at most 2.5 million years!!!
––Or perhaps at least 40….
Rebel Mare: Oh no, did some other disaster wipe out the most of your dragon kind and forced you all to migrate to these isles??
Leaf: It’s like a miracle! A hatchling could restore shimmer to all of Scaly!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 7
Background Pony #07CA
Luxxe: A HATCHLING?!
Blaize: If you aren’t dragon-nappers, then why do you have a baby dragon?!
Deputy Mare: Don’t look at me!! He’s the one who found him as an egg on the beach near our town!!
We’re not kidnappers nor traffickers, we’re the ones who are hired to deal with them—and have…
If you want to take him in, then by all means!!
I don’t even want this scaly orphan at our town!
Izzy Moonbow: That’s Sparky. Hitch found his egg back in Equestria and took care of him. He’s sort of Sparky’s dad now.
[Blaize slams her claw near Hitch]
Deputy Rocks: ADOPTIVE dad, to be precise here…
Dragon Dragoon: HAHRHHAHRAHAHRAHRAH, a fleckin’ sound stallion––being an oul feller to a drake??!! Don’t take a pish-posh out of me, ya gob-blight nags!!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 6
Background Pony #A33D
Sparky, Aww!!! These are your new dragon friends. We are trying to get them to team up with us to take down Opaline!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 5
Background Pony #A33D
(Literally snaps) WELL YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE TO BE DRAGON-NAPPED BY AN EVIL ALICORN!!! AND THEN SHE MIND-CONTROL YOU TO DO WHATEVER SHE TELLS YOU TO DO TO THE POINT WHERE YOU DON’T HAVE ANY REAL FRIENDS!!!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 4
Background Pony #07CA
Rebel Mare: Did you sleep well, my little reptilian rascal??
Filly Twin: Sparky! You’re back from your nappy time!
Dragon Dragoon: Sparky??!!!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 3
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 2
Background Pony #07CA
Dragon Dragoon: What makes ye think we want to team up with a load of wee dry-blight morans who could pass up as morsels for the hearth pit?!
Dragon Dragoon: What makes ye think we want to team up with a load of wee dry-blight morans who could pass up as morsels for the hearth pit?!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Post 1
Background Pony #A33D
So, can you please team up with us to that way we can take down Opaline together?
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (D) - Mane Six & Dragon Five discuss on alliance » Topic Opener
Background Pony #07CA
Dragon Dragoon: ALL ye prancin’ princess ponies be sleepin’ in tombs, lassies!!! As far as can see, ye could be workin’ as runner boys and girls for yer mare, scoutin’ for our hideouts to kidnap more of our kin!
[PLEASE DO NOT DISRUPT THE MAIN STORYLINE]
[KEEP POSTS AT TV-Y RATING AND REFRAIN FROM USING COARSE EXPLICIT LANGUAGE OF ANY KIND, EVEN IN LINKS TO IMAGES, VIDEOS AND VOICE RECORDINGS]
[REFERENCES TO MILD DRUGS, ALCOHOL AND CARTOON VIOLENCE ARE ACCEPTABLE]
[EXPLICIT MATERIAL AND REFERENCES ARE FORBIDDEN, THOUGH STRONG VIOLENCE WITHOUT BLOOD AND MURDER ARE ALLOWED IF CANONICALLY SCRIPTED IN THE STORY LINE]
[OVERPOWERED CHARACTERS WITH ABSENCE OF FLAWS ARE FORBIDDEN; ATTRIBUTES AND ABILITIES MUST BE EARNED VIA PROGRESSION OF THE STORYLINE AND WHEN PERMITTED BY THE STORYLINE]
Blaize: Okay then, ponies. You say that you aren’t with this evil dragon-napper pony—
Professor: HONEST, it’s the truth!! We swear to Princess Twilight!
Dragon Dragoon: ALL ye prancin’ princess ponies be sleepin’ in tombs, lassies!!! As far as can see, ye could be workin’ as runner boys and girls for yer mare, scoutin’ for our hideouts to kidnap more of our kin!
Zipp Storm: May the record show that Opaline is an Alicorn.
Sunny Starscout: But not all Alicorns are evil!
Professor: YEAH, just the artificially fake poser ones!! And that alicorn you just met—she wasn’t even an alicorn to BEGIN with, according my latest research!
Leaf: [skeptical tone] Mm-hmm.
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