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I wish I could claim Cadance as my waifu, but she’s already married

Also, Flurry Heart as an adult is lovely too

Pony crushes are magic! 🥰
Ahhh, this has been a battle on my mind for a while..
I think Pipp Petals is my new waifu!

Going to contribute even if nobody responds or gives a shit.
 
I think this whole waifu thing is bullshit but I still do it anyway. Why? Because I have no life, no friends, no special someone. Any pony I ship myself with, I’m just going to kill off at some point. It happened to Twilight and Octavia, though I regret killing both of those off and should have stuck with Twilight, but none of this even matters. It’s so stupid how I’m in love with a fictional character that does not exist. Why the fuck would I love Coloratura after I drew hate art of her (her head decapitated, impaled)? Why the fuck would I love a pop star when I hate pop? I’ve had crushes on other ponies, but none like this.
 
I love her not only because she’s the prettiest pony with the most beautiful voice in all of Equestria (that and she’s a great pianist), but also because she stood up to the elites who made her a sellout and told her what she could and could not do. Not a lot of artists that I know of do that. They just try to be successful because muh money.

Here’s my waifu list
 

 

 
 

 
 

 
 

Longest-standing Seafoam aficionado in the fandom (since 2011 already).
 
Bestestest pone.  

 
Award-winning.  

 
Not convinced yet?  

 
Among the Seafoam stuff I own is multiple blindbag ponies, a hard-to-find brushable, a plush keychain with her cutie mark on it (gift for me), an engraved drinking glass (another gift for me), my only Enterplay card is hers (as rare as it is), then I found her at GalaCon years ago…  
 
…and couldn’t help but buy her.
 
I even have an award-winning custom-made plushie.  

 
(ponders whether to start a thread for her, but then again, I’ve got lots of competition for her already now)

Continuing from my last post my top 10 would be:
 

@NamelessNP  
I’ve bought three dakimakuras of Twilight and lots of plushies and other pony trinkets of my waifu. :3
 
I have a “shrine” so to speak. XD

@MaresFillies  

 
Well  
I’ve bought almost every official Starlight related merch I know about, paid for lots of fan art of her, think of her almost all the time, and generally care more about her than the overall MLP franchise

@MaresFillies  
We need to commission more of her.

@Zaknel  
Yup! I don’t dislike anypony. I just have favorites. XD
 
Well except Flash and Timber. :p

@MaresFillies  
Agreed!

I like Twilight Sparkle, Rarity and Pinkie the most. :3 Still hasn’t really change for me. Starlight and Sunset are also hot, but IF I’m really honest my top 3 still 5evar.

@MaresFillies  
You like her, too?

@Double Pendulum  
Chrysalis. <3 She is literally a wild card. XD
 
To over powered in waifu powers. XD

@leash  
What a choice of gif! Definitely a Dash Fanboy all the way. XD

@Zaknel  
I know her! She is that chick that likes Sombra. Childhood Friends. XD

@Zaknel  
Agreed.

@MaresFillies
 
 
Here. She is so gorgeous.

@TheMultiBrony21  
There are more pony Waifu’s that I have…
 
But there’s just too many to list.

@Double Pendulum  
Agreed! :D

Luna was my first, but Chrysalis took my heart. Determined, cunning, and the most beautiful mare in all of Equestria!
 

 
She deserves love and loyalty, no less!

It was Fluttershy for me at first. Then this came along
 

 
And that followed up with this
 

 
And I ended up changing sides.
 

 
That said, this cutie is a very close second.

@MaresFillies  
That too.

@leash