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@ice1517  
I don’t need to drink to chill myself out, but I don’t want to.

@Badumsquish  
Uhm…. Yes?  

So because I made a picture joking about a tag implication I wanted:  

 
…It got a reply:  

 
…And of course you realize this means war:  

 
Does this mean it’s better to ask for these things via pictures or did I just get lucky? XD

@ice1517  
@The Smiling Pony  
@ice1517  
@Mike  
If I wasn’t already half way through m[hic] … Halfway thr[hic] … on my second bottle of Scotch at work I’d have a few words to say about those unsubstansh … uhnsubstantia … utterly scurrilous rumors.
 

 
@toxicitzi  
I haven’t made an offering to Best Pone at all today yet. But given some of the recent Trixie posts, tonight it’s likely to be a new academy record!

@ice1517  
some of us are gonna die from fapping.
 
well, at the very least we’ll die with a smile on our faces.

@ice1517  
Don’t worry, Fluttershy took my vape

@ice1517  
I personally down 15 bottles of fireball a day.

@The Smiling Pony  
I thought that one of the mod requirements was that you need to down at least 10 bottles of whiskey a week?

@ice1517  
All you gotta do is either have a baby of yer own, or babysit enough, and you’ll see how quickly you get used to being arm-deep in crap and listening to crying babies~

@Rod Hungwell  
Wow, totally didn’t expect that response. I just don’t care enough about you to bother, seriously.
 
 
@ice1517  
Fortunately not all the mods are drinkers.

@Rod Hungwell  
Maybe there is a reason /mlp/ is practically dead… You know… Letting it become a place that only appeals to shitposters? I’m not saying we’re perfect when it comes to moderation, a chimp banging on a keyboard would do a better job than the /mlp/ staff, but we do try to keep a semblance of order in here. If that means we gotta be the fun police sometimes, well shit, sucks for us. We don’t necessarily like it, but as TSP said: somebody has to clean up the mess.
 
Also, I do enjoy a good shitpost or two, it’s fun, but the image gallery is not the place for that, we don’t want all the art buried in it. You have appropriate thread in the forums though.

@The Frowning Pony  
so I guess you don’t have any examples of that then? Okay.

@ice1517
 
Nah. Scottish and Irish blended liver makes me immune to alcohol poisoning.

Are the mods gonna die form alcohol poisoning due to all the drinking they have to do to deal with all the shit and assholes in this site? D:

@Rod Hungwell  
@SonGokuMonkey  
Clearly unbiased observations. For serious, shitposting annoys a whole lot of people, a lot; whether you believe that or not isn’t something I care about.
 
And maybe /mlp/ is “practically dead” because of all the shitposting.

@Rod Hungwell  
I notice that as well. The only people that “shitposts” seem to bother is the moderation staff…and possibly the site’s owner.

@The Frowning Pony  
It seems like you guys are the only people that it really bothers though. Like do people actually PM you guys to delete shitposts? Also /mlp/ is practically dead.

@Rod Hungwell  
Same reason there are street sweepers and janitors and the like; people don’t like seeing shit everywhere.
 
If you want to shitpost, /mlp/ is always up for it.

@Mike  
@The Frowning Pony  
But why delete shitposts at all? I could see if someone posted something illegal or of questionable legality. But inane chatter doesn’t really hurt anything. There’s me telling all of you to blow me like I did the other day and then there’s someone just having a little fun like other people were here.

@The Frowning Pony  
Can i have your autograph?

@Rod Hungwell  
It scales in direct relation to the hard-on people like you have for shitposting.
 
No shitposting = no deletions. Even you can grasp that.

@Rod Hungwell  
We don’t delete posts without good reason.

Why do you guys have such a hard-on for deleting posts all the sudden?

@Ren  
kek

@Mike  

 
I don’t see the words “Cutie Mark” there anywhere. All I see is a cute, but random picture of three CMC members with no stated ties to the context of the post~
 
@noobiestbrony  
You bet your blunderbuss.