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@gamerlunasteamate117  
“Ah, you are awake again. Now we test if work!”
 
@Cerebrate19  
“Nope!”

@Lieutenant Bean  
he passes out from shock and wakes up in a cell. bandages cover his body and he cant help but feel its been days. {whats my name…whats my name} they had injected him with chemicals, made him stronger and erased who he was. now all they had to do was test and see if it worked. then kill him. the door of his cell clinked open. no guard around.

@gamerlunasteamate117  
“Teachers and coaches test your accuracy so they can see if you should be a sniper!”

I just stumbled upon a bug with hidden tags.  
When I got to the image page of a hidden image I can’t unspoiler it by clicking on it. E.g. I’m using a filter to hide the very first image uploaded to derpibooru and go to >>0. Clicking on the image and clicking on the text (“click to show the image anyway”) both do nothing. It works as expected with spoilered images, just not with hidden images (no difference between complex hiding or normal tag hiding).
 
I’m using Firefox 33.1 on Windows 7, but I also get the bug on Internet Explorer 11 _shudder.
 
I don’t know if it works for embedded images, so let’s just test that:  
 
 
EDIT: Yeah, same problem with embedded images.

@Desertderp
 
He raised an eyebrow at her.
 
“Do not test me, Ms. Melody. You will fail.”
 
And with that he dropped the feathers. A second later his fingers dug into her sides, before scribbling all over her tummy and tickling up and down her ribs like he was playing a piano. A little irony for her tickle torture.

@ZeGoodDoctor
 
“Really? Then yer gonna love this!”
 
I quickly pull your bra forward enough to drop a feather inside, then releasing it so the fabric keeps it pressed against your bare tits.
 
The other feather just strokes up and down your tummy, testing to see how effective this method is.
 
(Anyone else who wants to torture an anthro Vinyl Scratch, feel free to join in :B)

@apegacine  

Assassin’s Creed Unity to me, is an ominous sign of how the 8th generation will play out in terms of AAA releases. Let’s go down the list:
 
1: Development focused on the lowest common hardware denominator. This, in-and-of-itself, is not a bad thing. After all, if you’re developing a multi-platform game, then you want to make sure that it will run on even the weakest hardware setup. However, too much focus on said LCHD(Lowest Common Hardware Denominator) can jeopardise the game on other platforms, as it becomes very noticable which platform was the development platform _{(see for example Skyrim)}, and in an industry where perception has a very big impact, a multi-platform game being perceived as being for a certain platform can jeopardise the success of other platforms _{(see for example the first two years of the Playstation 3)}. See also what I said here regarding multi-platform games
 
2: New game released? “Welcome to the Beta!” Hey anyone remember when you bought a console game, you could put it in and play it right away without any major issues? Remember that when a game like Unity is sold, it isn’t sold as an early access game, and consumers have some expectation that the game will work as advertised without any major issues. Also, not everyone lives in the internet utopia of the United States of America South Korea, thus major patches right from launch aren’t very appreciated by those of us with slow, or capped, internet services.
 
3: Bullshit excuse-making, 2.0. If the platform’s hardware cannot handle the jandle, then just say that, instead of hiding behind bullshit excuses like “30fps is more ‘cinematic’.” I’m pretty sure that most people aren’t expecting these games to bring about the second coming of Christ, so why pretend that what is obviously is a limitation due to hardware, is in fact an “artistic decision”? Going by that logic, I guess that preorder DLC, season passes, and microtransactions are also “artistic decisions,” right?

Assassin’s creed unity Glitch compiliation  
And they didn’t even get the best ones.  
 
 
Seriously though I think some developers need to learn that beta testing and QA aren’t just freindly suggestions. They are a vital part of game development process that should not be skipped or just half-assed!

@Artcast Nyans
 
PoD and Grigori are on the last stage of the simulation. Eclipse and the other goons are on high seas. Ar’El is testing new technology in both weapons, armor and transportation.
 
That’s the most important, there are other two but still need resolution on some bits but I can’t do them on my own

@Lieutenant Bean  
Guard: “you´re not in far reaches of the North, doc, testing is fine but nothing with a higher than 20% Chance of killing him.”

@Cerebrate19  
“His medicine is defective! We must do big test!”

@gamerlunasteamate117  
“You’re medicine seems defective so we’re going to run some tests. _{Most of which will most likely kill you!}”

@luna the great!  

That’s Prussianised education for you: Learning how to learn? Fuck that! Just give them the facts, and get them to pass a few tests, and then they’ll be educated.
 
Remind me again of why we’re sticking with the education model developed by the losing side of the First World War…

@Desertderp  
TH: “she got tested, there´s a specific dietary Need she Shares with me and many of the other philharmonics, don´t worry about it… but, uh… she might bite when hungry.”

 
when somebody asks you for answers in the test but you ignore them and give the test to the teacher

@TheLoneLampman  
With Firefox it’s not so much “springs leaks” as “looks like that Japanese battleship at the heart of the Bikini Atoll H-Bomb test”. I am for-realz going to have to replace my laptop because Firefox is such a freakin’ memory usage bloatwagon that I can’t stuff enough RAM in to keep it from bogging the entire thing down.

@Gizoid101
 
It’s the day of the week where everything turns against me and becomes a problem.  
Or I just suffer a great deal.  
Sometimes it’s just the day where people like to test how far they can go before I lose My composure.  
I don’t know what it is about this day my mother finds necessary to induce so much stress I get migraines.  
Is it normal for your skull to feel like you’re dipping it in magma?

@CrimsonBlaze
 
@Desertderp
 
Octavia: you Have to separate those two. Their magic combinations are too perfect.  
The other one who’s a mage. Alchemy Ark. He surpassed the highest level unicorn test. There were rumors he is related to someone of that same power. It was never specified who.

@coriolis17  
Scythes mostly for Looks, it is by nature an agressive weapon and can´t really be used defensively, it says “mow them down”. but is generally impractical.
 
the sword meanwhile is the first modern weapon, the signature of the medieval and from what modern tests tell even a novice can easily chop up their adversary with it. the knife has replaced it for modern conveniences.

@Dono & M.Storm
 
Funxion Scratch: Project Gemini.
 
Kensei: brother of Vinyl Scratch, one of the test subjects from the cybernetic program, sound wave production, and successor of the Viper model.  
In short, one of our top assassins.
 
Nyte: project Highlight.
 
Akki: highest kill count. Excels at night combat. Shinso replicant. And can manipulate light and darkness. Of course I will be coming with you as one of the scientists.
 
Dark fury: as will I. As a star fury i will offer my loyalty. Scientist and doctor.
 
Synne: doctor is in.
 
(That enough?)
 
@Desertderp
 
Octavia: hmph~

You know what PC games really need more of?  
Benchmark tests.  
Really.

guys?
 
guys?
 
GUYS
 
ITS HAPPENING
 
PEPSI HAS BEEN MAKING A PROTOTYPE FOR DEWRITOS
 
source 1  
source 2  
source 3

^ Thanka!
 
These face sketches are of a “stoic on the outside, insane on the inside” type.
 
< Am I the only one I know  
Waging my wars behind my face and above my throat  
Shadows will scream that I’m alone
 
I’ve got a migraine  
and my pain will range from up down and sideways  
thank God it’s Friday  
‘Cause Fridays will always be better than Sundays  
‘Cause Sundays are my suicide days  
I don’t know why they always seem so dismal  
Thunderstorms, clouds, snow, and a slight drizzle  
Whether it’s the weather or the letters by my bed  
sometimes death seems better than the migraine in my head
 
Let it be said what the headache represents  
It’s me defending in suspense  
It’s me suspended in a defenseless  
test being tested by a ruthless examiner  
that’s represented best by my depressing thoughts  
I do not have writer’s block  
my writer just hates the clock  
it will not let me sleep, I guess I’ll sleep when I’m dead  
and sometimes death seems better than the migraine in my head
 
Am I the only one I know  
Waging my wars behind my face and above my throat  
Shadows will scream that I’m alone  
But I know we’ve made it this far, kid  
yeah, yeah, yeah
 
I am not as fine as I seem pardon  
Me for yelling I’m telling you green gardens  
are not what’s growing in my psyche  
it’s a different me  
a difficult beast feasting on burnt down trees  
freeze frame  
please let me paint a mental picture portrait  
something you won’t forget, it’s all about my forehead  
and how it is a door that holds back contents  
that make Pandora’s box’s contents look non-violent
 
Behind my eyelids are islands of violence  
my mind’s shipwrecked, this is the only land my mind could find  
I did not know it was such a violent island  
Full of tidal waves, suicidal crazed lions  
They’re trying to eat me, blood running down their chin  
and I know that I can fight or I can let the lion win  
I begin to assemble what weapons I can find  
‘Cause sometimes to stay alive you got to kill your mind
 
Am I the only one I know  
Waging my wars behind my face and above my throat  
Shadows will scream that I’m alone  
But I know we’ve made it this far, kid  
yeah, yeah, yeah
 
And I will say that we should take a day to break away  
from all the pain our brain has made  
the game is not played alone  
And I will say that we should take a moment and hold it  
and keep it frozen and know that life has a hopeful undertone  
[Repeat]
 
Am I the only one I know  
Waging my wars behind my face and above my throat  
Shadows will scream that I’m alone  
But I know we’ve made it this far, kid  
We’ve made it this far, we’ve made it this

@gamerlunasteamate117  
Blazer followed the scent and saw in time that the guards were under attack.
 
Blazer: “HALT!! YOU LEAVE THESE GUARDS ALONE!!”
 
he tosses the bottle he had tested earlier, the contained substance inflating and covering the half bloods and the guards in foam, immobilizing them while allowing them to breathe.

Blazer Returns from the practice field having given a new Special Equipment a test run.
 
Blazer: “better than expected, this will definitely help us.”