Calypso The Zebra Hybrid
Calypso The Zebra Rookie: pleased to meet you as well. Just know that the Martin’s bay police will not be responsible for any damages or injuries incurred on this trip, you came of your own free will.
Rogue Pony: Zipp’s right. I also knew something was wrong here. But, why would somepony turn a great place into something creepy?(uses his phone to look up the evil creatures) It says that it’s a snow leopard, a big bad red wolf, and a bunny! Oh my hoofness, our new friends are in trouble.
Pipp Petals: Oh, my hoofness! Who is that?!medium
Butler: EGADS!! I think our friend Violet is being—mesmerized by a flying lioness!medium
Deputy Mare: Ahhh, crud! Not another hypnotist wannabe supervillain!small
Filly Twin: Why does she have a giant bunny on her back??! I WANNA HUG IT!!small
Colt Twin: And look at that the giant red puppy!medium
Rebel Mare: Is that—a Diamond Dog??? I thought those species died off ages ago!Hitch Trailblazer: I have no idea, but I think we can all agree that she does not look friendly.Izzy Moonbow: Uh, neither does he![Evil bunny hissing and snickering]medium
Inspector Mare: Nooo, why do they have to make something so cute look so evil!!?large
Red Wolf: GGRRRRR RRUFF RUUFF RUFF!!!!!medium
Professor: Is THAT what these ponies are afraid of?? A flying lioness, a big red dog AND a chewed-up bunny??! These freaks look like they were bred in a circus farm!Zipp Storm: I knew something was off about this place!
Sunny Starscout: We go back and find out what’s really going on.
Deputy Mare: ALL OF US??!! You’re INSANE!
[PLEASE DO NOT DISRUPT THE MAIN STORYLINE][KEEP POSTS AT TV-Y RATING AND REFRAIN FROM USING COARSE EXPLICIT LANGUAGE OF ANY KIND, EVEN IN LINKS TO IMAGES, VIDEOS AND VOICE RECORDINGS][REFERENCES TO MILD DRUGS, ALCOHOL AND CARTOON VIOLENCE ARE ACCEPTABLE][EXPLICIT MATERIAL AND REFERENCES ARE FORBIDDEN, THOUGH STRONG VIOLENCE WITHOUT BLOOD AND MURDER ARE ALLOWED IF CANONICALLY SCRIPTED IN THE STORY LINE][OVERPOWERED CHARACTERS WITH ABSENCE OF FLAWS ARE FORBIDDEN; ATTRIBUTES AND ABILITIES MUST BE EARNED VIA PROGRESSION OF THE STORYLINE AND WHEN PERMITTED BY THE STORYLINE][ABSOLUTELY NO TELEPORTATION OR ANY INSTANT TRAVEL ABILITIES OR MACHINES UNLESS PERMITTED BY THE PLOT AND RESTRICTED BY ITS RULES. ANY UNEXPLAINED PRESENCE THROUGH ACTION AND DIALOGUE, EVEN IF NON-INFLUENTIAL, WILL BE TREATED AS A VIOLATION STRIKE]Misty: Wow. Look how small it is.
Deputy Mare: You think Hitch’s flank can fit through here?
Inspector Mare: Is THAT supposed to be funny??Hitch Trailblazer: Good thing we came back.Sunny Starscout: No.
Deputy Mare: Oh COME, SUNNY!! We JUST got back here!!
Professor: I’m sorry, Deputy…but….these ponies—they just don’t seem right with me…Sunny Starscout: I really wanted to believe that maybe the portal brought us to Starlight Ridge to have some fun and make new friends, but something tells me that’s just not the case.Zipp Storm: I agree. My detective instincts are tingling. The Auroricorns were acting really strange.
Inspector Mare: Stranger than a jackaople with a top hat and monocle!Pipp Petals: Yeah, and they went to bed so suddenly! I mean, I love my beauty sleep, but that is just, like, too much.
Butler: They didn’t even check us into a hotel inn before heading for for their afternoon siesta! How uncultured are these Aurora unicorns?!
Hitch Trailblazer: The portal is getting really small. If we don’t leave now, we might not make it through at all.Misty: That would be bad.medium
Deputy Mare: If you guys still wanna risk being stranded out there over some odd mystery, I’m not stopping you! I’m going home, whether you’re coming or not! Right, cousin??medium
Parole Officer: Uhhhmmm, sure….right…Izzy Moonbow: What do we do?medium
Rebel Mare: It’s not like we can wait another three hours, in case something goes wrong. We could call for the dragons, but they’re all several clicks away from home! It’ll take too long to arrive in Starlight Ridge back in time!
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