Random RP, please keep it SFW.

I know not who I am. You may call me Cosmas. I like travelling but I get into some trouble. I used to think I was an expirate parrot! Now I don’t know what I am.

But I know one thing, I got big dreams, man. Big dreams.

Also say is this Applejack married?

EJ: Uh…

@14Fan
Is she… puts shades on smokin’? On fire? If ya catch my drift?😏

EJ: What no!

So much for my plans at a marriage alliance with one of the Mane Six :(

Um I’m sorry uh TJ how are your parents. I’ve heard Scootaloo is somewhat famous among the extreme sports community. At least the rumors say that

TrSc: She’s doin’ alright. She and Rumble won the duo flight challenge at the Academy yesterday.

Me: RAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!! WHO DARE INVADE MY SPACE??!!

EJ: Oh please.
TrSc: Who dare block our path, huh?

Ah! Who is this?! That invades our private space! Protect me EJ!

EJ: Dude. I’m not a bodyguard.

(Yo)

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
While we’re introducing ourselves, I’m Beau the friendly, talking skunk!

I dunno why ponies think it’s weird I can talk. I can sing too!

@Beau Skunky
You might be small in size but your voice is indeed great!

I Cosmas must find my memories! And you might be the key!

Do you know how to fight?

EJ and TrSc: We do!

@14Fan
Me: Well, I am WonderWolfia! Smoke wolf-Waheela mix! Multi-verse traveler! Shapeshifter! AND the coffee queen! I am the leader of the coffee religion! And Espresso cookie is my bf! SO SAY WHO YOU ARE!! (Pupils turn slit, then growls)

@Background Pony #5883
Coffee? No, sorry you can’t convert me. I’m a devout tea-totaler.

But pleased to meet you, I’m Skunky! And these are some other weirdoes I just met.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Can I fight? I once tore a piece of cardboard in half. Is that good?

@Beau Skunky
Yes you may! I need all the help I can get.

@Background Pony #5883
I request of you some espresso with chocolate taste. Sorry I dont know coffee too well. I prefer drinking Pepsi or Bepis as it is known to tbe Diamond Dogs.

@14Fan
It looks like two guards have to be assigned to another case. May they have good times ahead of them.

In the meantime we must find out where to go. Shall we see Applejack… so I may marry her or shall we go someplace else

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Me: (Pupils turn normal.) Hmm…you are Cosmas? I’ve seen you in some threads. Anywho. Have you ever heard of Dark enchantress cookie? If so, do you work for her?

@Background Pony #5883
Cosmas: Sounds tasty to me. I bet it would go well with some coffe and milk. Mmmmm. Milk. Like the Milky Way.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Me: Oh nevermind. (Powers her lightning wings and flies off.) Goodbye!

@Background Pony #5883
Wait, hold on! My apologies. I still want to know who is this lady? Is she evil, a threat, we have to worry about. I want to travel to the moon as my name implies to have some cheese and coffee there. So is she dangerous?

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Me: REAL EVIL! Now if you excuse me, I’m going back to my home. (Opens a portal and enters it. It then closes.)

@Background Pony #5883
She didn’t even have coffee… Jerk!

Oh well, I guess me and the skunk must venture forth. I say we find a way VERS LA LUNE! (To the moon)

What say you?

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Oh oh, are we going to get moon cheese? Skunky wike cheese!