Random RP, please keep it SFW.

I know not who I am. You may call me Cosmas. I like travelling but I get into some trouble. I used to think I was an expirate parrot! Now I don’t know what I am.

But I know one thing, I got big dreams, man. Big dreams.

Also say is this Applejack married?

EJ: Uh…

@14Fan
Is she… puts shades on smokin’? On fire? If ya catch my drift?😏

EJ: What no!

So much for my plans at a marriage alliance with one of the Mane Six :(

Um I’m sorry uh TJ how are your parents. I’ve heard Scootaloo is somewhat famous among the extreme sports community. At least the rumors say that

TrSc: She’s doin’ alright. She and Rumble won the duo flight challenge at the Academy yesterday.

Me: RAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!! WHO DARE INVADE MY SPACE??!!

EJ: Oh please.
TrSc: Who dare block our path, huh?

Ah! Who is this?! That invades our private space! Protect me EJ!

EJ: Dude. I’m not a bodyguard.

(Yo)

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
While we’re introducing ourselves, I’m Beau the friendly, talking skunk!

I dunno why ponies think it’s weird I can talk. I can sing too!

@Beau Skunky
You might be small in size but your voice is indeed great!

I Cosmas must find my memories! And you might be the key!

Do you know how to fight?

EJ and TrSc: We do!