Random RP, please keep it SFW.

@Beau Skunky  
rainbow dash boops you hey at least give me some.

Nuh uh! Mine! (Starts stuffing fries into mouth, eating like a starved hog.)

eats them like there’s no tomorrow  
nom nom nom nom

No mine! (Tries to waddle away with the fries.)

(Trips, and sends the tray of fries flying.) EEP! Not my precious fries!

a duck catches them and “waddles away” Hehehe!  
You: REEEEEEEEEE!!!!

(Chases duck.) Gimmie back my fries, you duck!

You mean the one on Fluttershy? quack  
 
Fluttershy: He’s just hungry… AHHH ducks

(Coming up next: Skunky’s mysterious orgin revealed!)
 
(Sees Fluttershy.) Huh? Fluttershy?!
 
Fluttershy : “Skunky? My goodness, I haven’t seen you sense you left the cottage. (Giggle) You’ve um… grown.”
 
Me : I blame fast food.
 
(That’s right, Skunky was originally one of her animals she took care of. Actually, that’s not a very interesting orgin story. Boo! What a letdown! Bad fanfic! Nyx was better! 2 and a half-stars~Google Books.)
 
Shut-up, narrator!

No matter what Skunky knows every creature we seen this week.

Suddenly Angel on Ember  

Well, that was random. I guess this is the random RP.

@Beau Skunky  
eats your fries  
zooms away  
crashes into wall

@Background Pony #91Z0  
(Pokes the unconscious pony body with a stick.)

@Beau Skunky  
gasp Wheere’s the fries, Skunky? looks up Oh crap… fries land on me

@Background Pony #91Z0  
(Takes one off of BP, and eats it.) Want one?

@Beau Skunky  
A… I’m good I’ll get fresh. eats one anyway  
Worker: Here’s fresh fries guys. You look cool btw, Skunk guy  
Beau Skunky: That’s Skunky.

I’m cool? Yaaay! (Hops up and down cutesily.) I mean… ’Sup!

@Beau Skunky  
A zebra like pony walks up to you  
The zebra pony: Hi cutie. boops you, walks away

@Background Pony #91Z0  
(Blinks confused.) That was random.

@Beau Skunky  
I think somepony likes you Beau sees you blushing  
Bon Bon (in background): That’s a zebra!

Everyone wants to boop the skunky.

@Beau Skunky  
Well yeah you’re the skunk that Fluttershy took cared of despite all the mean comments from other ponies. I heard some talking about you around Ponyville.  
we both get booped by Pinkie Pie  
 
blush

@Background Pony #91Z0  
W00t!
 
Hey, maybe we should visit Fluttershy in Ponyville. We could use Falco’s RV. (Whatever happened to him? He hasn’t posted in a long time.)

@Beau Skunky  
You mean him? shows fall’s f2f as a toy :3