Random RP, please keep it SFW.

@14Fan
Okay where do you live then, hmmm?!

EJ: Uh, Sweet Apple Acres? Why?

@14Fan
Take me to your sister! Her sweet apple jam could make be powerful uh I mean happy. How do I get to this mysterious land?

Can Skunky come? I like foods.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
EJ: She doesn’t make jam to the best of my knowledge.

@Beau Skunky
EJ: I don’t see why not unless you cause trouble.

@14Fan
I’ll be good! (Holds a toy ring over head like a halo.)
I don’t eat much. (Tries to suck in fat belly.) Mrph!

@Beau Skunky
EJ: Mhm. Right… so anyways, shall we visit Sweet Apple Acres and see what my family does for a livin’?

@14Fan
Ok, but how do we get there? Planes, trains, or automobiles?

@Beau Skunky
Fine but save the rainbow apples for me. I wish to get drunk on them!

Let’s ride that random okapi outta here!

@Beau Skunky
We could try airship or wormholes, either normal, actual worm holes or both

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
(Looks down at a literal earthworm hole.) Um, I don’t think we could fit in one of thems holes.

An airship would be nice, if we can defeat the Koopaling at the end. (Reference!)

EJ: We’ll, there should be a train in a few. It’ll take a while but it’s the only way.

@Jade Kitsune
Your dabs will protect against any robbers.

@Beau Skunky
Your appearance as a skunk will deter any thief from attacking.

@14Fan
Youre probably the only one who can actuallu fight.

My dance moves shall strike fear into our enemies souls

We shall go on that train!

Let us go forth for glory!

EJ: Oh boy

Yay! Train ride! (Hops up and down.) I hope they have good food.

Here comes the pain train! Chuga chuga woo woo!

On the train: So, what’s life like at your home?

(Is playing a Gameboy out on the train.) Just a minute. I got Wario on the ropes.

EJ: What in Equestria is that?
??: Hey Empire! Hey other ponies I don’t know!

I will tell you I have conflicting memory. But I think I used to be a samurai or maybe it was a ninja. I don’t know but the law looked at me with suspicion so I’m a bit paranoid arojnd guards.

Wait who is that??

EJ: Just my friend Tremor Scoot.
TS: Hi!
He’s a filly, the son of the Rumbloo ship.

@14Fan
Tremor Scoot eh? What is your occupation? Are you friend or foe?

TS: Uh… what?
EJ: He’s a close friend of mine. He’s the son of Rumble and Scootaloo (yes I shipped them).
TS: Who are you?