Random RP, please keep it SFW.

In my panic I do a square dance with a random pokemon.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
A random dance encounter!

@Jade Kitsune
Are you from Mobius, or something?

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
I don’t wanna dye! I like my fur this color.

More of a SatA.M. Sonic fan personally. ^{Dat Sally…}

??: What the hay is goin’ on here?!
A silhouette of a mare with a sharp mane and tail with some sort of hat appears in the shadows.

@14Fan
Oh my gosh, a talking horse!

(All the other ponies in the thread stare at the little, fat, talking skunk confused.)

…What?

@14Fan
Ahhhh, I’m too young to die! Take my companions’ equipment. I’m just a normal parrot!

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Hey, those are my glasses!

??: What in the…?!

@14Fan
Hi, I’m Skunky! Who are you?

@14Fan
Do you have any vehicles for us to escape this suicide machine? Were you born to run? (Sorry for the gratuitous song reference)

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
I found a roller skate, will that be a good vehicle?

@Beau Skunky
Good enough for me. But I have an idea for a weapon to take out foes while I ride. grabs you

Eep! Put me down! (Wiggles.)

@Beau Skunky
Sorry but no! You, my skunk friend shall be my new gun. makes your tail face away from me and cocks you like a gun. My stink gun that is. All shall fear me now in this town! Who would dare challenge me?!

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
(Mutters quietly to self.)
I wonder if I should tell ‘em, I can’t spray very well, because my rump is too fat now…

??: Well then don’t spray. And my name’s Empire Jack. Wonderbolt flyer and Royal Guard. AppleJack’s twin-brother.

Ok, if you say so.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
I wouldn’t do that. What would Fluttershy say?

@14Fan
She would say she would probably tear me to pieces… Well fine I will release the skunk.

Alright Empire Jack, where are you taking us? To an electric chair?! The gallows?! Shawshank Prison?! What do you have in store for us?!

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
(Is dropped.) Eep!
(Rubs bottom with paw.)
Be gentle with Skunky next time…

EJ: Uh… why would I do any of that?

@14Fan
Maybe he’s afraid of guard ponies.

I had one guardpony, when I wanted to get inside say the candy could be made into bombs.

He took it all and then before I left I glanced and saw him shove it all in his throat! The fiend!

I never forgave them for eating my nerds, and reeses peanut butter chocolate cups!

You must prove your worthiness!

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
He’s literally AppleJack’s twin brother
See my latest upload

@14Fan
Ah EJ forgive me. Sometimes my memory fails me. I have acting paranoid.

Well Empire Jack take us somewhere away from here please! I don’t know if this is Ohio or Detroit or whatever but I want out! I beg you!😭

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
EJ: None of those places are in Equestria and Detroit’s in Michigan.