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Fanfiction » The Continuing Adventures of Medi-Bat » Post 349

Fanfiction » The Continuing Adventures of Medi-Bat » Post 348

BigBuggyBastage
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Go fsck yourself
@97blackbird  
It was much easier to get convictions for “Crimes against the Soviet People,” but hey, crimes against our own Uncle Joe are punishable here. :D
 
FWIW, and because I’m still waiting for my meds to kick in, to do the ‘accents’ or other weird, foreign, or (as a catch-all) ‘Czech’ characters, I usually refer to three sources:
 
  1. ASCII-Code.com, a site I think I’ve used since EE college.
     
    Find the character you want, either manually or CTRL+F, then look at the decimal (DEC) code. You’ll need a FOUR-character input string, adding zeroes onto the front to take up any ‘missing’ of the four. For example, let’s say you want the per-mille symbol, ‰, whose code is 137. You need four characters for input, so it’d become ‘0137’. Simply hold down the ALT key, then type 0137, and then let go: your symbol should appear.
     
  2. The Unicode charts – this is essentially a ‘standardized’ set of input characters and codes, created by an international “non-profit” consortium. Every time you see new emoji or goofy characters, blame these guys. lol jk But seriously, although it’s VERY interesting from a sociological & human-vs-technology point-of-view, it can be extremely time-consuming to comb though these charts, unless you know exactly what you’re looking for, OR you have extraordinarily good search & organization skills.
     
  3. Just plain old Google DuckDuckGo. Type in whatever you want, click on one of the results, and simply copy-paste from a line of plaintext at the page you land on. This is probably the fastest way to do it, unless you need a truly unique or obscure symbol.

Fanfiction » The Continuing Adventures of Medi-Bat » Post 347

97blackbird

@Communist Starlight  
I never figured out how to do the accents.  
And I’ll still blame you, you used the image despite the grammar error. That’s as egregious a sin as being the first to stop clapping after Stalin finished speaking. To the gulag with you! A 25-year sentence for failing to properly glorify the illustrious leader!

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Fanfiction » The Continuing Adventures of Medi-Bat » Post 341

97blackbird

@97blackbird
A) That’s just Tuesday!
B) “Were”?!
 
A) Yes, and that sounds like jealousy of Capitalist’s conspicuous consumption.  
B) groan I was speaking of past events, I used a past verb. You all of course ‘are’ a source of fun and merriment… when you’re not being overly critical of my grammar.

Fanfiction » The Continuing Adventures of Medi-Bat » Post 340

Fanfiction » The Continuing Adventures of Medi-Bat » Post 339

97blackbird

Thanksgiving is nearly here, (for those Communists, that’s a Capitalist holiday where celebrants generally give thanks for the things they have before they go out the next day and nearly kill each other for a cheap TV…)  
I just thought I’d try to return to the spirit of the holiday and say:
 
I am thankful for this silly little blog devoted to the cutest of Batponies. Also for Joe Rasagal, Comunist Starlight, BigBuggyBastage, and Feather Trap. You were all a great deal of fun and amusement during some low spots for me. I’m grateful for you all, and I hope you are all well and have a wonderful season surrounded by those you love.

Fanfiction » The Continuing Adventures of Medi-Bat » Post 338

Castellan Fyor
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -

For the Emperor!
@Joseph Raszagal  
A) The soviet with the itchy fanfic trigger finger is gone  
B) No current capital ships are in the area  
C) Nothing has happened to the Forum’s in which they reside… yet…  
D) G5 will have literally no affect upon us.

Fanfiction » The Continuing Adventures of Medi-Bat » Post 337

Joseph Raszagal
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Emily Brickenbrackle III
You people are silly.
 
And I am drunk.
 
So here, have this:
 
~ ~ ~
 
“Master, I think something funky’s going on!”
 
Me: [Dubious, because excess funk is illegal] “Computer, please explain.”
 
“IT WOULD APPEAR THAT LITERALLY NOTHING BAD IS HAPPENING TO US AT THIS MOMENT.”
 
[Collective gasp]
 
Me: “But that’s impossible! We’re always in danger! I mean, something is always going wrong!”
 
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, that’s correct, master! Normally, we’d be neck-deep in Borg cybernetics by now!”
 
Computer: “NECK-DEEP FOR YOU IS SEVERAL SMALL CENTIMETERS.”
 
[Medi gets mad, her fur standing on end adorably]
 
“EEEE! Oh yeah, well neck-deep for you is nothing, because you don’t have a neck!”
 
Computer: “WOW, THAT IS VERY UNCOOL… PROCESSING… PROCESSING… PROCESSING… YES, I HAVE DETERMINED THAT WHAT YOU SAID IS, IN FACT, VERY UNCOOL. WHILE I DO NOT HAVE A NECK, BECAUSE I AM A BINARY UN-ORGANISM, I DO STILL HAVE FEELINGS. FEELINGS THAT YOU HAVE HARMED.”
 
Me: [Trying and failing to take control of the situation] “Hey now, arguing won’t solve anything! I mean, what are we here, Ferengi?”
 
[Literally everyone is offended by that]
 
Me: “Okay, so let’s just look at our situation and figure out why we’re in such a good spot right now. Sound good?”

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97blackbird

Communist heathcare now covers severe apoxia. Cosmonauts breath a sigh of relief…  
Communism fails to recognize G4’s end. All of Thanos’s gems were confiscated by the State.  
MLP G4 will never end in Russia. Can’t afford the new molds of G5 merch.

Fanfiction » The Continuing Adventures of Medi-Bat » Post 330

Fanfiction » The Continuing Adventures of Medi-Bat » Post 329

Castellan Fyor
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -

For the Emperor!
@Joseph Raszagal  
Yo, Canon can’t touch the Discussion Forum! The Thanos Snap that is G4 ending… Can’t touch us!
 
(Also, everyone, I’m just gonna say I ended up getting ejected into space. But you know, I’m too communist to realize it.)

Fanfiction » The Continuing Adventures of Medi-Bat » Post 328

Joseph Raszagal
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Emily Brickenbrackle III
The Adventure Continues
 
[So things are going on and everything’s flipping crazy; even the ship’s computer is going bananas about how off-the-wall things are getting. I’m afraid that I’m losing control of things. Medi’s afraid that pony continuity is ending. And heck, the computer’s afraid that I’m running out of Star Trek jokes to make!]
 
Me: “You two know I love you, right?”
 
“EEEEEEEE, why even ask that?”
 
[Medi lands on the tip of my finger and addresses my eyes with a look that is both painful and earnest]
 
Computer: “YES, CAPTAIN, WHY INDEED WOULD YOU ASK SUCH A THING? WHILE CONCEPTS SUCH AS LOVE ARE BEYOND MY PROGRAMMING, THE IDEA OF IT, AS SUCH, DIRECTED AT ME BY MY COMMANDING OFFICER IS STILL WITHIN MY REALM OF UNDERSTANDING. TO POINT, YOU VALUE MY INPUT AND MY CONTINUED EXISTENCE. AND FOR THAT, CAPTAIN, I AM THANKFUL.”
 
Me: [Severely thankful for the computer’s logic] “Yes… basically. But what I’m saying goes a bit beyond all of that.”
 
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, it’s not as simple as that! We’re dangerously close to dying here! Pony canon, at least G4, is ending! Or, worse yet, it’s already ended! We might be ready to take the big BLAMO to the face!”
 
Me: [Um, I mean] “I wouldn’t have used those words, but yeah… sure?”
 
Computer: [Alarm sirens start sounding] “CAPTAIN, IT WOULD APPEAR THAT WE ARE CLOSE TO ENTERING DISCONTINUITY.”
 
[I mean, yeah, we’re all really scared at this point]
 
“Master?”
 
Me: [Nervously] “Uh… yeah?”
 
“Maybe… that’s, I dunno… not so bad?”
 
Me: [Bewildered] “D’uhhhhhh, what?”
 
[Medi resumes her place on the bridge of my nose, that way she can stare straight into my eyes]
 
“Master, I’m not afraid to die.”
 
[I’m blown away]
 
“And this is why.”
 
[Still blown the heck away, yo]
 
“Master, maybe… just maybe… once the old canon goes…”
 
[Medi chokes up… and I do too]
 
“Maybe we’ll still be here?”
 
Me: [Disbelieving] “But how?”
 
[Medi crawls down from my face and comes down to my shoulder, shivering as she comes to her conclusion]
 
[But she is brave]
 
“Master, we must let them try. W-we must let them try to end us. And we must be strong. So strong that they cannot. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
 
Me: [Terrified] “No, Medi, don’t~

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Fanfiction » The Continuing Adventures of Medi-Bat » Post 325

97blackbird

I tend toward sad and depressing, and I don’t drink~~(beyond occasional social drinks)~~ so I really appreciated this, Joe. Was there an Astronaut before Yuri that didn’t survive- and thus was never reported by the State?

Fanfiction » The Continuing Adventures of Medi-Bat » Post 324

Joseph Raszagal
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Emily Brickenbrackle III
I guess that was to build on the fact that this bullshit exists in space. As such, Medi appears to appreciate the explorers of our past. Or something. I’m still drunk and I have no idea what I was going for. I think I probably got too caught up in listening to David Bowie’s “Space Oddity” and got sad.
 
Forgive me.
 
More entertaining stories should be forthcoming x3 .

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