He yawned on duty and lost his stallion privileges.

Celestia - Skivin skivon, your d**k is a now gone.

How long until trans-mares start begging to be royal guards just so they can be incompetent and “suffer” the consequences? I wonder if at that point Celestia will just say “screw this” and invest large amounts of bits into making the spell widely available so she doesn’t have to deal with trans people mobbing the castle out of desperation

@Raneko  
That’s half the fun! As a writer, anyway.

So harsh. You blink and Yawn.. and Pomf pole becomes a hole. I hope you have an understanding significant other.

@Datadrive  
I don’t think any pony in Ponyville is exempt from intentional or collateral damage caused by Twilight’s actions.

@Door Belle  
To be fair i would probably take a different job.

@Datadrive  
Oh, dear. You think Twilight is more stable?
 
I mean, sure, everything seems fine for moons at a time, but then one day the sun glinting off her castle will remind her of the old library and next thing you know everyone is books and once that’s dispelled, you’re still farting Prench opera mixed with Hammerbeak the Wide’s Griffonian translation of the Official Equestrian Thesaurus of YH702, Third Edition, for weeks.
 
And you know how I said it seems things are fine? Yeah…
 
I don’t think I need to go into the other alicorns to be understood. If you’ve gotta be a royal guard, Celestia’s probably the least frightening choice. Especially since you already know the risks.

(In character Comment)  
And this is why i never want to be a royal Guard in Canterlot. I’ll just stay in ponyville.

@Raneko  
Celestia’s New Law: Celestia has absolute authority over the roles, gender, and attire of her royal guard.

Incoming Lawsuit. in 3…2…

@Door Belle  
And it’s a very hot fetish.

I wonder what those guards have done during the night, don’t they sleep?

@wumbl3  
Inconceivable!

@Background Pony #3071  
LOL, you make it sound as if you DON’T want to become a royal maid!

@Background Pony #3071  
This is why you do fall asleep in Celestia’s castle.

this is why you don’t fall asleep in celestias castle

@Background Pony #62B1  
We all do!

Celestia’s having too much fun with that spell.

@Background Pony #7739  
That would be the song that reignited a racially-charged war?

well we don’t have to fight we can spare and care like in pinkie pie’s song, I mean if we all want to do the spell and why stop eachother from doing so? plus I just want to have cute maids like them around O////O~count ziltromon

Look what you just maid me do, look what you maid me do.  
-Celestia

@Background Pony #7739  

 
I like wherever you’re going with this.
 
@Background Pony #7739  
First was cutest. Fight me.
 
Is it wise to fight the one who’s trying to get the maid TF spell?  
Obviously yes.

I love this mare as much as I love the other two guards to maids and even her two line color mane of hers and the plot o///o…do more please~count ziltromon

ps I think she should do more guards into maids I am loving this plus I like to see they’re plot when they turn into mares ;) ~count ziltromon