How long until trans-mares start begging to be royal guards just so they can be incompetent and “suffer” the consequences? I wonder if at that point Celestia will just say “screw this” and invest large amounts of bits into making the spell widely available so she doesn’t have to deal with trans people mobbing the castle out of desperation
@Datadrive
Oh, dear. You think Twilight is more stable?
I mean, sure, everything seems fine for moons at a time, but then one day the sun glinting off her castle will remind her of the old library and next thing you know everyone is books and once that’s dispelled, you’re still farting Prench opera mixed with Hammerbeak the Wide’s Griffonian translation of the Official Equestrian Thesaurus of YH702, Third Edition, for weeks.
And you know how I said it seems things are fine? Yeah…
I don’t think I need to go into the other alicorns to be understood. If you’ve gotta be a royal guard, Celestia’s probably the least frightening choice. Especially since you already know the risks.
well we don’t have to fight we can spare and care like in pinkie pie’s song, I mean if we all want to do the spell and why stop eachother from doing so? plus I just want to have cute maids like them around O////O~count ziltromon
I love this mare as much as I love the other two guards to maids and even her two line color mane of hers and the plot o///o…do more please~count ziltromon
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That’s half the fun! As a writer, anyway.
I don’t think any pony in Ponyville is exempt from intentional or collateral damage caused by Twilight’s actions.
To be fair i would probably take a different job.
Oh, dear. You think Twilight is more stable?
I mean, sure, everything seems fine for moons at a time, but then one day the sun glinting off her castle will remind her of the old library and next thing you know everyone is books and once that’s dispelled, you’re still farting Prench opera mixed with Hammerbeak the Wide’s Griffonian translation of the Official Equestrian Thesaurus of YH702, Third Edition, for weeks.
And you know how I said it seems things are fine? Yeah…
I don’t think I need to go into the other alicorns to be understood. If you’ve gotta be a royal guard, Celestia’s probably the least frightening choice. Especially since you already know the risks.
And this is why i never want to be a royal Guard in Canterlot. I’ll just stay in ponyville.
Celestia’s New Law: Celestia has absolute authority over the roles, gender, and attire of her royal guard.
And it’s a very hot fetish.
Inconceivable!
LOL, you make it sound as if you DON’T want to become a royal maid!
This is why you do fall asleep in Celestia’s castle.
We all do!
That would be the song that reignited a racially-charged war?
-Celestia
I like wherever you’re going with this.
@Background Pony #7739
First was cutest. Fight me.
Is it wise to fight the one who’s trying to get the maid TF spell?
Obviously yes.