Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post (pony version)

I was in my last year of high school when I first saw MLP. It was the following summer I got into it. Most of my friends live nowhere near me,so I didn’t really have to keep my fandom a secret. Actually I had a Rainbow Dash keychain on my backpack,and I think it’s still there. My cousin was into the show too.

My guesses for the G5 voices:  
Movie:  
Twilight Sparkle- Emily Blunt  
Pinkie Pie- Kristin Chenoweth  
Fluttershy- Emma Watson  
Rarity- Kim Kardashian  
Applejack- Rebecca Shoichet  
Rainbow Dash- Yeardley Smith  
Spike- Shaquille O’Neal  
Granny Smith- Madonna Ciccone  
Grogar- Kanye West  
Cozy Glow- Sia  
Chrysalis- Cindy Wilson  
Tirek- Michael Shapiro  
Scorpan- Jack Black
 
Show:  
Twilight Sparkle- Carrie Vermont  
Pinkie Pie- Madoka Simpson  
Fluttershy- Yoko Littner  
Rarity- Leni Loud  
Applejack- Trixie Presley  
Rainbow Dash- Alice Oswalt  
Spike- Peter New  
Granny Smith- Kisume Evans  
Grogar- Jim Sterling  
Cozy Glow- Puppysmiles Days  
Chrysalis- Ricki McDonald  
Tirek- Barney Calhoun  
Scorpan- Arvi Teikari

@Wiimeiser  
You really think that a) they’ll reuse so many chracters, and b) not cast with the series in mind?

@Latecomer  
It’s a joke. Only four of the show voice cast are real, for starters, and one is a programmer.

@Wiimeiser  
I see. Well, I suppose it does raise the question, though - are we going to get “big screen voices” not already bound to a TV contract?

@Latecomer  
More important question: How do we get Danny Devito to voice a character?

@Brass Beau  
Ask him.i don’t think he’s picky.

@Dex Stewart  
And if it doesn’t work out, we’ll get Ryan Reynolds instead.

@Brass Beau  
The new Discord will be Ryan Reynolds.  
Danny Devito will be Applebloom.

@Dex Stewart  
Applebloom? I thought he was gonna be Big Mac? Who replaced him? Sam Elliot?

@Brass Beau  
 
Sam Elliot will be this stranger.

@Dex Stewart  
He can occasionally be found at the bar in the bowling alley.

@Brass Beau  
Y’all got any of that good sarsparilla?

@Dex Stewart  
Sorry. I’m a cider man.

Technically, Rainbow Dash is quite dashing for a fashionista. Rainbow Dash always dresses in style!

I’ve gotten so used to seeing continuity, lore, and extra official characters added to the G4 shows that I’m starting to see some even in fanart that’s not meant to have either.

What’s everyone’s problem with a guy named muhammad here?

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Who?

Average Fluttershy fan  
 
Average Pinkie Pie enjoyer  

@Panko Pai  
So what’s an above and below average Fluttershy fan look like?

@Brass Beau  
The one who posts pink Rarity recolor OC lately today.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Huh. Hadn’t seen it so I wouldn’t know.

You know, I’m something of a Twilight Sparkle enjoyment person myself.

@ShadowBolt Platinum  
Avatar checks out.

If mlp had a Jesus type character he would be a earth pony.