Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫 
The demons who have allegedly possessed Anneliese Michel were named as follows:
-Lucifer
-Cain
-Judas
-Iscariot
-Belial
-Legion
-Hitler
-Nero
-Lucifer
-Cain
-Judas
-Iscariot
-Belial
-Legion
-Hitler
-Nero
Cosmas-the-Explorer 
Explorer in Training
Super Sonic: Elise, I have something to admit to you. I was gay before the light.
Elise passes out in utter despair.
Elise passes out in utter despair.
Background Pony #DFC9
Starting in June, I’m going on a low-carb diet.
Beth 
In digital purgatory
@Background Pony #DFC9
This isn’t a bad idea, despite me being someone who bulks on carbs.
It’s the water soluble carbs (sugars) that you want to look out for the most. These immediately enter your blood plasma, and your body needs to make insulin to store it, in order to keep your organs from frying.
The danger of carbs based on how quickly it can enter the body as sugar is called the glycemic index.
Feel free to eat fats, when the body has an exess of energy, fats end up right in your poop, this is because there is a limited amount of bile that can be made at a time, so a bunch of fat will not cause high blood sugar. A lot of fat still shows up in the blood and changes its viscosity temporarily, but it doesn’t get stored in the bodies fat cells.
With your low carb diet, you will find an increase in protein will help you maintain stable healthy blood sugar. Something like an egg is very low in carbs, and the fat won’t stick to you, and the protein will stabilize blood sugar. Hell even the cholesterol in eggs, there is no proof it raises blood serum cholesterol.
It’s that sugar, and lots of simple carbs like bread don’t only have a lot of sugar, but a lot of the carbs will be turned into sugar by intestinal bacteria, a bit out of the bodies control, so you don’t want your carbs too simple.
Even though carbs are one of the three macronutrients, you can get much more controllable energy levels if you focus on fat and protein.
The lack of carbs can make for a lack of fiber, and all this protien and fat can get clogged up in you, so you’ll have to eat quite a bit of fibrous watery vegetables that don’t really have a lot of burnable energy in them.
This isn’t a bad idea, despite me being someone who bulks on carbs.
It’s the water soluble carbs (sugars) that you want to look out for the most. These immediately enter your blood plasma, and your body needs to make insulin to store it, in order to keep your organs from frying.
The danger of carbs based on how quickly it can enter the body as sugar is called the glycemic index.
Feel free to eat fats, when the body has an exess of energy, fats end up right in your poop, this is because there is a limited amount of bile that can be made at a time, so a bunch of fat will not cause high blood sugar. A lot of fat still shows up in the blood and changes its viscosity temporarily, but it doesn’t get stored in the bodies fat cells.
With your low carb diet, you will find an increase in protein will help you maintain stable healthy blood sugar. Something like an egg is very low in carbs, and the fat won’t stick to you, and the protein will stabilize blood sugar. Hell even the cholesterol in eggs, there is no proof it raises blood serum cholesterol.
It’s that sugar, and lots of simple carbs like bread don’t only have a lot of sugar, but a lot of the carbs will be turned into sugar by intestinal bacteria, a bit out of the bodies control, so you don’t want your carbs too simple.
Even though carbs are one of the three macronutrients, you can get much more controllable energy levels if you focus on fat and protein.
The lack of carbs can make for a lack of fiber, and all this protien and fat can get clogged up in you, so you’ll have to eat quite a bit of fibrous watery vegetables that don’t really have a lot of burnable energy in them.
Beth
In digital purgatory
If you want to try kicking carbs to the curb, got to ditch bread, beer (alcohol in general raises blood sugar), soda, and dial it down on the rice and corn (assuming a meso american diet)
Once you get to an ideal shape, you can increase carb intake while avoiding the water soluble carbs (sugar)
Once you get to an ideal shape, you can increase carb intake while avoiding the water soluble carbs (sugar)
Background Pony #DFC9
I should mention I have food aversion, so veggies are out of the question.
Beth
In digital purgatory
@Background Pony #DFC9
Vegetables is our primary diet, but we’re versatile.
When you focus on fats and protiens, you got to find some fibrous material to move it through, because neither fat nor protien likes water as much as carbs, the carbohydrate affinity for water, is the reason we’re reducing carbs here.
your fiber can come from popcorn, broccoli, beans or mushrooms. As an ace in human physiology (not a doctor) I could hardy tell you a fruit from a vegatable, but i know near exactly what the human body needs.
Vegetables is our primary diet, but we’re versatile.
When you focus on fats and protiens, you got to find some fibrous material to move it through, because neither fat nor protien likes water as much as carbs, the carbohydrate affinity for water, is the reason we’re reducing carbs here.
your fiber can come from popcorn, broccoli, beans or mushrooms. As an ace in human physiology (not a doctor) I could hardy tell you a fruit from a vegatable, but i know near exactly what the human body needs.
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Wow… YouTube, fuck you so fucking much.
So advertisements are now being shown before a video even though I have three of my adblockers activated and they aren’t doing their job blocking annoying ad pos anymore.
And even on an adblock exclusive internet app as well.
Again, Fuck You YouTube. Fuck You.
So advertisements are now being shown before a video even though I have three of my adblockers activated and they aren’t doing their job blocking annoying ad pos anymore.
And even on an adblock exclusive internet app as well.
Again, Fuck You YouTube. Fuck You.
Background Pony #DFC9
I got my second shot today; it’s been about 5 and a half hours, and I still feel fine. My arm doesn’t hurt as much as it did the first time around.
Silent_Witness
Chippin’ In
@Count Adramélekh Sear
Somebody posted an image on KYM not too long ago that effectively described the devolution of YouTube into its modern form as “videos between ads.” I’m hard-pressed to disagree
Somebody posted an image on KYM not too long ago that effectively described the devolution of YouTube into its modern form as “videos between ads.” I’m hard-pressed to disagree
Mr.Myoozik 
Music/Charts Enthusiast
@Holofan4life
Feliz Cumpleaños, you’re gonna start yearning for the good old days
Feliz Cumpleaños, you’re gonna start yearning for the good old days
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
This has now become my nightly diet to fuck away my midnight starvation because of the realization of consuming too much MSG out of instant noodles.
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