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Economist -
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Helpful Owl - Drew someone's OC for the 2018 Community Collab
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru-exclusive artwork
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under his artist tag

Sciencepone of Science!
…I have no idea how I got here.
 
Right, I think I was looking up the artist tag?
 
…This is a glorious find, indeed.
 
 
@LightningBolt  
@Godhead
Okay, just grab your teddy and come with me.
 
The most epic part.
 
Actually, no, this was probably the most epic part:
 
 
@Jackarunda  
But naw srsly.
Soon’s I’s a brony, fucking
girls, EVERYWHERE
they just FELL from the fucking ceiling, as if they had been waiting there all along
I was WADING through human female young-adults to get to the fridge after watching the 3rd episode, for fuck’s sake
even still, they get in when i leave the door open, i gotta shoo them out
in my clothes every day, i go in my closet and they’re all wearing my clothes, i gotta shoo them out and take my clothes so i can get dressed.
i’ve given up even trying to take showers. You ever try to get anything done with 4 girls in a hotel-sized prefab shower? impossible
Pseudonymous
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Hasn’t been my experience at all. But I’m super picky regarding women, so I’d probably just find a flock of fangirls more bothersome than anything.
Background Pony #8888
The exact same thing hsppens to me! Well, except it happens with RD and Rarity, and I feel like a boss. ;)
PwnyPony
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!

☀Welcome Princess Celest
That was interesting…
 
Anyway if girls were all over me like that i would not be able to speak and would shy away and it only gets worse from there if they like that.  
full  
I feel like Fluttershy.
Velstadt, the Royal Aegis

Yeah, yeah. You guys all have great experiences with fans of the show in your local area, whereas I, my brother and my best friend are the only bronies in my locale that I know of. Basically, you mention the fact that you’re a brony ’round here, and you face unbearable agony. Consider yourselves perfectly happy that you could even meet a fan of the show irl.
GodheadInspector

The Eagle Squad won’t do squat. I reprogrammed them to make coffee in their stomachs and do ballet.
 
We’ll beat the Gummirachnus the old-fashioned way:
 
A SUPER DOOPER SBLARIO SHOPPING-CART TOURNAMENT!
 
QUICK, TO THE FLOOR-MART SIDEWAYS THE STREET!!
RandomFanguy
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Not again! Get the flamethrowers we gotta contain them before the spread!
 
Oh no! The spiders have formed a giant gummy spider and started laying Snowcap eggs. Shit, I’ll call in Eagle Squad they’re train to handle all snack food swarms.
RandomFanguy
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

AWW SHIT DAWG YOU LUCKY! I JUST HOPE POPE RAISINETS THE EIGHTYZILLIONTH WONT GET JELLY! He’s got bitches lined up round the block and enough hands to jerk of with 5ever!
GodheadInspector

^That’s cool too I gueHOLY SHIT POPE CHOCOLATE CHIP THE BILLIONTEENTH IS ASKING FOR MY HAND IN MATRIMONY…
 
AND MY HAND IS SAYING YES!!!
 
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAYNIGHT OF MY LIFE!!