I hang out with Fancy Pants at Everfree Forest, when I’m caught by Candence. His reasoning: he tries it with nonpony. Of course it end like shit, HE DIDN’T LISTEN!
I’m making out with Future Twilight Sparkle at Zecora’s Hut, as she wanted to try with a non-pony, and Princess Luna caught me and Future Twilight making out. >Bad Ending
Future Twilight found out something to blackmail me, even thought I would have make out with she regardless of the blackmail. We are in Trixie’s wagon when Celestia catches us with our pants down.
>good ending, I assume Celestia didn’t care and when I told Twilight about how I would have make out with she despite everything, she burns the blackmail item.
fluttershy’s shed, UGH Prince Blueblood (i’m hoping I can change my gender to female for this), Twilight Buster, FUCKING CMC AND THEIR STUPID LOVE POISONS!
So I make out with Spike because I wanted to try it with a pony (drunk as fuck probably, too drunk to know a dragon isnt a pony) and zecora busts me, bad end…
May 22nd 1996, J-E.
I’m making out with Big Mac in Celestia’s throne room because I wanted to try kissing a pony, then Trixie catches us. I get a good ending which hopefully means I end up as the filling in a bisexual sandwich.
If they’re Anthro Ponies, then that would be 10,000% okay with me.
So by her Highness Molestia’s decree, Big MacIntosh and I were to please her by means of passionate kissing with eachother, when Princess Cadance bursts in and, in a moment of terrible luck, proceded to allow this to continue unabated…
Albeit, considering who I am, I might, hm, adjust to being forced to make out with Big Mac… I mean, he’s Big Mac, and I get to kiss him, what more could I ask for?
“Hmmm, In the Everfree, Applejack asked me to try and, as a friend, I wouldn’t refuse. We were busted by Zecora.” A good ending I’d say. I mean, it’s not like I’m Zecora’s boyfriend. And besides, she’d be more than welcome to join in of the fun!
I pretend to make out with young Granny Smith in Twilight’s bedroom while Featherweight is taking pictures for the school newspaper when I get busted by Princess Luna. It doesn’t end well, but thank goodness it was a dream.
@Nootnoot
No the best one is the example given. He made out with Future Twi to stop her from blackmailing him, and they are caught by present Twi, thus giving her something to blackmail him with!
I forced Filthy Rich to make out eih me on the train Princess Celestia was taking to Canterlot. Celestia proceedd to force us to buck each other in full view of everypony while she took a video, and posted it on her porn channel. The next day, both of our families chewed us out.
Bad End, and needless to say, the timberwolves eat well that night….
“How dare you touch my dad!”
Kinda hilarious.
Semi-incestuous threesome?
Edited because: Rule #7
…. well ok then
>good ending, I assume Celestia didn’t care and when I told Twilight about how I would have make out with she despite everything, she burns the blackmail item.
Edited
I wish I can like a reply
“I caught you making out with Spike, and now to tell Twilight who will want your head on a pike!”
SHES AN EVIL ENCHANTRESS!
I’m making out with Big Mac in Celestia’s throne room because I wanted to try kissing a pony, then Trixie catches us. I get a good ending which hopefully means I end up as the filling in a bisexual sandwich.
If they’re Anthro Ponies, then that would be 10,000% okay with me.
Edited because: Markdown fuckup
Albeit, considering who I am, I might, hm, adjust to being forced to make out with Big Mac… I mean, he’s Big Mac, and I get to kiss him, what more could I ask for?
Good ending
bad ending…
No the best one is the example given. He made out with Future Twi to stop her from blackmailing him, and they are caught by present Twi, thus giving her something to blackmail him with!
That… Sounds like quiet a… Thing.