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And another one of these… with more variety, and a (pathetic) attempt at a ‘storyline’.  
And no, unlike some, you can’t change age, gender or reason why you’re doing it.
 
Also due to how retarded I am, I apologize to anyone who’s born on a 22 in a year ending in -2.

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Background Pony #2284
Z-r Oct 9th, 2003. Suck my mouth you little queen! Feel my hands down in between before I leave you alone to be. I am the last one you will ever need.
MrSoup678

Danmaku beginner
I hang out with Fancy Pants at Everfree Forest, when I’m caught by Candence. His reasoning: he tries it with nonpony. Of course it end like shit, HE DIDN’T LISTEN!
L-D-Sayo
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

I force-kiss Fluttershy in Zecora’s hut and get caught by Twilight.
 
Bad End, and needless to say, the timberwolves eat well that night….
GlacierFrostclaw
Wallet After Summer Sale -
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Artist -

I’m making out with Applejack in Twilight Sparkle’s bedroom because I wanted to try it with a pony and Big Macintosh catches us. >Good Ending
 
 
…. well ok then
Film Reel
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
A Really Classy Artist - 250+ images under their artist tag
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!

Fluttershy Lover
I’m making out with Future Twilight Sparkle at Zecora’s Hut, as she wanted to try with a non-pony, and Princess Luna caught me and Future Twilight making out. >Bad Ending
Twi Clown
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Adagio Dazzle - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab

Victory over chivalry
Future Twilight found out something to blackmail me, even thought I would have make out with she regardless of the blackmail. We are in Trixie’s wagon when Celestia catches us with our pants down.
 
>good ending, I assume Celestia didn’t care and when I told Twilight about how I would have make out with she despite everything, she burns the blackmail item.
World Weaver

Noob Writer
fluttershy’s shed, UGH Prince Blueblood (i’m hoping I can change my gender to female for this), Twilight Buster, FUCKING CMC AND THEIR STUPID LOVE POISONS!
Psycho333

So I make out with Spike because I wanted to try it with a pony (drunk as fuck probably, too drunk to know a dragon isnt a pony) and zecora busts me, bad end…
 
SHES AN EVIL ENCHANTRESS!
Ba'al Pungo

So by her Highness Molestia’s decree, Big MacIntosh and I were to please her by means of passionate kissing with eachother, when Princess Cadance bursts in and, in a moment of terrible luck, proceded to allow this to continue unabated…
 
Albeit, considering who I am, I might, hm, adjust to being forced to make out with Big Mac… I mean, he’s Big Mac, and I get to kiss him, what more could I ask for?
Lilith.Stellaris
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

“Hmmm, In the Everfree, Applejack asked me to try and, as a friend, I wouldn’t refuse. We were busted by Zecora.” A good ending I’d say. I mean, it’s not like I’m Zecora’s boyfriend. And besides, she’d be more than welcome to join in of the fun!
Satto Kez
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

Star Cursed
With Chrysalis because she wanted to try it with a non-pony, in Trixie’s wagon, and busted by Diamond Tiara…
 
bad ending…
TheOtherPinkiePie
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.

Bleh...
I pretend to make out with young Granny Smith in Twilight’s bedroom while Featherweight is taking pictures for the school newspaper when I get busted by Princess Luna. It doesn’t end well, but thank goodness it was a dream.
Lord Sergal

@Nootnoot  
No the best one is the example given. He made out with Future Twi to stop her from blackmailing him, and they are caught by present Twi, thus giving her something to blackmail him with!
Background Pony #737D
I forced Filthy Rich to make out eih me on the train Princess Celestia was taking to Canterlot. Celestia proceedd to force us to buck each other in full view of everypony while she took a video, and posted it on her porn channel. The next day, both of our families chewed us out.