This so needs a fanfic to go with!

@Background Pony #1219  
Yes. Yes it is better and you saying that perfectly proves me right and you cannot say absolutely anything for it to be false or not be right because I am a priest of the “Church of None Consensual Sex”.

@Claw  
No. No it is not.

@Background Pony #81A9  
Its even better if its not consensual xD

What a romantic wedding

Sonata: “Adagio, do you take our cute little captive, Sunset Shimmer, as your bride, to have and to hold, to violently scissor and stick all manner of vibrating objects into?”
 
Adagio: “Oh, you better believe I do!”
 
Sonata: “And Sunset, do you take my beloved sister Adagio as your bride and mistress, to be her footrest and stress relief toy for the rest of your days?”
 
Sunset: “Mmmmph mm mmrgh!”
 
Sonata: “Well, that didn’t sound like a no! I now pronounce you two wives! Normally I’d say you may kiss, but it looks like Sunset’s mouth is occupied. But it also looks lime she’s offering up her other lips. I think you know what to do, sis!”