Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@BadgingBadger  
Or she had sex for 18 hours straight.

@BadgingBadger  
fixed it XD

@Lobinchi  
God…that sounds freaking…WONDERFUL.

@Lobinchi  
<3

@Lobinchi  
Wish i could see it
 
Now you made me want to call my girl for a whole night of fun

@maverick159  
Tell her~ You won’t regret it~ or complain about it ;3

@Lobinchi  
I think I’ll cyber my friend. When she gets on, see if she’s interested in doing anything.
 
She’s 17 but thanks to the close in age exemption it’s perfectly legal. :D

@noobiestbrony  
Nice :D Hope you get something with her ^^ That would be so… umm… Relieving? XD

@noobiestbrony  
Technically legal is the best kind of legal.

@Lobinchi  
God knows it probably will be.
 
 
@Registered Anon  
Right?

@noobiestbrony  
Of course.

@noobiestbrony  
Well, i’m atheist so… Probably Batman knows (I’m a true Batman believer).
 
By the way… I was the one being tied up >w< i’ll give the full story later~

@Lobinchi  
“God knows” as in just the saying. :P
 
Fuck I wish I could’ve watched that, even on video chat…invite me one time, I’ll turn my camera off. XD

Okay, here’s the story (Not recommended for noobiestbronies, unless you want to explode):
 
I was searching images in derpibooru, she told me she was coming in a few hours but i fell asleep. She opened the door (she has a key), she crawled into the bed with me, she kissed me a couple times then i suddenly woke up, she was right in front of me, cuddling me so tightly. Looks like she missed me a lot, as much as i do… I didn’t want her to wake her up so i just stayed with her a couple minutes more, i kissed her a couple times again…
 
But I just wanted to talk with her so i moved her a little bit, we talked then she left the bed to show me what she bought… Red ropes. I instantly had the idea but i just didn’t thought she was actually going to tie me up the bed, i didn’t knew she had that kind of fetishes! Maybe she doesn’t, she probably wanted to give me a fun time… A really really fun time.
 
So we “heated the oven” as usual, kisses, caressing, careful kisses around all my body, it was too much for me~ After that, we just had normal lesbian sex for a couple rounds, it was so passionate and lovely~ Then we started to loose control… Like mares in heat or i don’t know!
 
She just started being more rough with me, spanking me more constantly~ She just told me to relax, and that’s exactly what i did… She even knew how to tie me up the bed! It was so impressive and so hot~ She didn’t even asked me for my toys because she knew where i was hidding them… The more rounds, the more rough but exhausting it was getting, the more pleasure i was feeling O////O At the end she just falled off into me, all exhausted and sweaty… And yes, i did slept tied up, it leaved marks on my body unfortunately XDDDD (i’m wearing a sweater now)
 
And i had to wash all the bed… You probably know the reason. And we just took a cute shower together, nothing really lewd, just normal cleaning each other with soap :P Maybe a few deep kisses, but that’s all.
 
My… I so love my GF, i didn’t expected her to be such a nerdy but really energic girl…

@Lobinchi  
I called her, she said tomorrow will be only the two of us on her house. Tomorrow will be the great nigh. I can’t wait xD
 
wanna watch?

@Lobinchi  
Why not Batwoman too? Batwoman is a lesbian.

@Registered Anon  
Isn’t she bi?

@Lobinchi  
Fucking.
 
Unf.

@Lobinchi  
Hmmmmm…I am on the fence here, because I’m 100% this’ll turn me on but also make me want to jump in in my imagination. :P

@maverick159  
No, she’s a lesbian. Though DC does have some bi characters.

@Lobinchi  

@Registered Anon  
Then i guess i misunderstood her to catwoman

@maverick159  
Yeah, Catwoman’s bi. If you think that’s confusing, DC has both Katherine Kane, who is Batwoman, and Cassandra Cain (note the different spelling), who was Batgirl at some point.

@maverick159  
Have fun then :D Nah, i’m fine ^^
 
 
@Registered Anon  
Yeah, you’re right D: I should change my religion right now! Praise Batwoman!
 

 
@noobiestbrony  
W-W-WHAT?! Y-you’re going to take precautions?! :O whaaat?!!  
the planet explodes
 

 
@maverick159  
COMBUSKEN! right? XD

@Lobinchi  
I don’t see why you’d have to convert. You could adhere to both.