Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@LightningBolt
 
What’s dark by your standards?

@noobiestbrony  
Sleep molestation is alright. Not a big rape person. I am aware I drew a toilet raping a pony, shut up.

@LightningBolt
 
A little “non-consensual” touching or hugging goes a long way. Anything too violent would probably wind me up, though.

@LightningBolt  
Rape is REALLY good in certain circumstances…nothing too abusive. With lots of rope and a tape gag.

@noobiestbrony  
I’ve just never been one for bondage, too much needless tack.

@LightningBolt
 
What’s “tack”?

@HeadlessHorselessHorseman  
I just used that word as it sounded nice. I mean like it’s too much shit to deal with.

@LightningBolt
 
I think being tied up would freak me out more than anything.

@noobiestbrony  
I’m not really into any kind of rape. And I’m not really interested in anything under the umbrella of BDSM, even if it’s consensual.

@HeadlessHorselessHorseman  
Being tied up is quite an amazing feeling really :D
 
Why’s everyone talking in spoilers?

@Joey
 
It’s what I do.

@Joey  
I don’t know. I’m just playing along.

@Joey  
I only do when I talk about stuff that’s a bit more NSFW, like grimdark stuff.

I like my bondage consensual, that’s all.

@Pacific Glow  
That’s fine. Non-consensual is just kinda hot…in some ways.

@noobiestbrony
 
It definitely can be, if it’s gentle at the same time. I like women who are masculine and maternal at the same time.

@HeadlessHorselessHorseman  
Eeyup.

@HeadlessHorselessHorseman  
Yeah, gentle. A little rough but not over the top is good IMO.

Have you guys heard of the dude that went to make a knee surgery and almost recived a sex-change surgery?

Is it weird that I’m getting turned on just by reading the posts?
 
 
@maverick159  
Sounds similar,  
Have you heard of the one where || a man wanted to get a circumcision, but got his manhood cut off instead?||

I wonder if pity sex feels good…

@Any Pony  
Never heard of it. But in my case, it was an brazilian youtuber by the name of Heitor (really funny guy) and then he told everyone about this incident in a livestream

@noobiestbrony  
More or less. He/she doesn’t want to do it, he/she’s only pitty

i just had the most pleasurable, complete, perfect and passionate sex ever… I’m not joking. I feel super exhausted and dehydrated right now but it worth it, every single second of it… But my! From 11 pm to 5 am. Non-stop sex, passionate, wild and rough fun… I wouldn’t be surprised if they heard us >w<
 
Fuck, it felt super amazing, i… It’s like we both were in heat or some shit like that, we couldn’t stop doing it! … She surprised me a lot, so much! S-she even bought a pair of sexy red ropes… I think you guys already know what happened after i saw them.
 
But fuck! I so needed that, so much. And just the fact that she’s an apparently nerdy girl makes it 10 times sexier…. Looking how she looses control…

@Lobinchi  

 
Mistress! You’re going backwards in time!