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Itโ€™s so rare to find videos of titfuck where the guy cums straight towards the girlโ€™s face. They usually pull out their dick off of the girlโ€™s boobs to jerk off and cum on the her other parts instead of cumshotting her face.
Maybe most of them are afraid of point black cumshot because they donโ€™t want to get hit by semen right in their eyes or choke on the semen coming straight to their mouth at such speeds.

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Theo Bromine
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Your last girlfriend sounds like quite the catch, and yeah Iโ€™m with you regarding masking; I donโ€™t mask 24/7 but enough to get by in social situations and just come off as eccentric. I wouldnโ€™t want be with someone who doesnโ€™t love me for who I am.
One thing I canโ€™t recommend enough is weightlifting, Iโ€™ve always been a skinny tall dude and assumed I was genetically โ€œstuckโ€ that way. Iโ€™ve only been working out for about 6 months now and I look completely different, I get a lot more female attention and strangers treat me completely differently. You donโ€™t have to join a gym; just get a good set of adjustable dumbbells, do pull-ups, eat a lot of protein and enough carbs. Iโ€™m not an athletic guy, but itโ€™s really addictive once you get into it.

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I donโ€™t think Iโ€™m that picky. Iโ€™m still swiping right on more women I see than ones I swipe left on. (And apparently thatโ€™s unwise for apps like this? Something about the apps favoring people who are more selective with who theyโ€™re interested in and boosting them high in the algorithmsโ€ฆ So the reason I am picky is because I feel I have to be or the algorithm wonโ€™t favor me, plus with the fact that I only get 8 right swipes per day, I have to make them count.)
I think itโ€™s reasonable to want to share some interests in common with your prospective GF, so you can have literally anything to talk about. But realistically, my standards for women are on the ground right now. I need a woman who isnโ€™t a bigot, isnโ€™t republican (but I repeat myself), has a sense of humor but still knows how to be kind and straightforward (which is important because my autism makes it super hard to read non-verbal communication), doesnโ€™t cheat, doesnโ€™t need kids, and likes rock music. Thatโ€™s it. Anything lower than that, and I feel like I would not be respecting myself or the women I date.
I have to disagree about the ideal woman not existing, though, because my last GF was that. She loved rock music, watched a number of the same cartoons I did, was kind but still funny, politically liberal, and was nerdy just like me and kinky in bed. The only reason we didnโ€™t last was due to circumstances outside of our control. And even though I have been trying not to, it has been difficult not to measure everyone else to that standard.
The problem with my autism is, Iโ€™m still at the stage where I can mask, but not forever, you dig? I can pretend to be normal, but anyone who Iโ€™m gonna enter into a long-term relationship with, romantic, friendly, or otherwise, is going to notice that thereโ€™s something weird about me. And I still feel like the best relationships are built on upfront communication. If someone doesnโ€™t say something directly to me, Iโ€™m not gonna know what they mean. I feel like other neurodivergent people would understand that better.
Another issue may be the simple fact that Iโ€™m not in a highly populated town. I feel like dating apps would be better for those who live in cities, but I live closest to a college town thatโ€™s in the off season. Hence why a lot of the women recommended are way far away. IDK.

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Theo Bromine
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Bro, youโ€™re too picky. The โ€œperfect womanโ€ is a very rare thing, perhaps none existent (especially if your interests are esoteric), some of the best relationships Iโ€™ve seen are those where oddly, the couple donโ€™t have masses in common, this is the case with a few of my close friends and yet theyโ€™re happy and have been together long term.
On the other hand Iโ€™ve known people who seemed ideal for eachother and time after time it hasnโ€™t worked out.
In regard to your autism, are you masking? Iโ€™m on the spectrum but no one would know unless I told them or I didnโ€™t mask (masking has become instinctive for me).
If you get on fine socially in most cases I wouldnโ€™t bother mentioning that youโ€™re on the spectrum, people draw conclusions and make assumptions (which are usually wrong). Sure, itโ€™d be lovely if we could be upfront about such things but it doesnโ€™t work, another thing to take into account is that most women who are on the spectrum go undiagnosed, so the chances of finding a woman who knows or acknowledges sheโ€™s on the spectrum are even slimmer.

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Background Pony #052D
NGL, Hinge has been such a disappointment that Iโ€™m starting to wonder if all online dating services are a waste.
Like, the first thing I heard about it is that itโ€™s supposed to be the best app for autistic people to find love, and I was like, โ€œCool, this kicks ass!โ€ because I was expecting to find other people who are weird like me.
But instead all I see is the same stuff I find on other dating servicesโ€”Harry Potter, Taylor Swift, SpongeBob, The Office, and the phrase โ€œFluent in sarcasmโ€โ€”only much farther away. And I still swipe right on most of them, and I still get no responses.

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