Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Been lately masturbating to Sydney Sweeney.

I’m going to regret asking this, but what is dick cheese?

@Meanlucario
Smegma, builds up under the foreskin if not cleaned.

@Background Pony #9228
Ah. Thanks.

It’s another word for smegma which is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture and is a buildup of all the stuff I just mentioned. It also smells and tastes foul. It collects under the foreskin of a penis. This is honestly the first time I think I found out what smegma is actually made of. I know I looked it up before but I don’t remember knowing what it was made of. I seen it a lot over the years on rule 34.

@Hali the Emoji girl
Thanks. And I noticed porn artists tends to make some odd choices like that.

I think it’s to make it more hot. It’s not just enough to have a sexy woman have sex with an ugly bastard but also the ugly bastard has to never cleaned his penis in months or ever.

@Hali the Emoji girl
I never understood ugly bastard.

Screwin’ your boss’s wife, now we’re talkin’!

So I’ve been playing porn games and one of them involves the anime isekai trope.

The main conflict of the game stems from the Demon Lord who wants to rule the world. The Demon Lord was once defeated by a Female Hero who allied the women slaves, overthrew his misogynistic rule, and established a new society and Church which is instead incredibly misandrist where women abuse men and the Church gives speeches of how inferior men are to women, and so on. You are also aided by a Grand Sorceress who once helped the Female Hero in her rebellion, and is now sealed in another dimension.

The game is about you, a guy, as you get stronger and gain recognition from the misandrist women around you, especially your 3 teammates/potential wives. But as the story progresses, you learn the awful truth…

The Demon Lord was once a summoned hero who was always a misogynist. He was a power-hungry jackass who, after defeating the previous Demon Lord, took over the world and became a tyrant who enslaves women. He’s a horrible person.
The Grand Sorceress was once the summoned hero’s girlfriend who aided in him taking over the world. She is also so obsessed/yandere with him that she aided the Female Hero because she wanted to keep him to herself. He then sealed her away out of fear for his life. She is also a horrible person.
The Female Hero was once a slave under the Demon Lord/summoned hero, and after defeating him and establishing the exact opposite extreme of a society, proceeded to BETRAY THAT SOCIETY BECAUSE SHE COULDN’T KEEP IT IN HER PANTS. She is also horrible.

The whole conflict, the backwards society, EVERYTHING, was caused by these 3 idiots who couldn’t control themselves. The world prior to these horrible, horrible people was your standard-fare European magical fantasy. I have never been so mad at a trio of characters ever.

Yep people are still posting sad webcomics in post you’re random thoughts.

I’d like some advice. I’m trying to be open-minded with the girls I see on Hinge—I’ve basically accepted at this point that I’m never gonna find my dream girl, an athletic tomboy who I can cuddle up with and listen to Yes together—but I’m seeing a lot of girls there listed as “Wants children,” and I have been debating whether it’s okay to swipe left on them. I’m not interested in having children, definitely not any time soon nor at least until I’m financially stable enough to raise them, and even then, I’d prefer to adopt. But I’m afraid I’m shutting the door on plenty of fine women if I swipe left on any who list themselves as wanting kids, and one of them could be The One.

IDK, does anyone else have any thoughts/suggestions? Or advice for navigating online dating sites in general?

Ever masturbate and disappoint yourself by how short you last?

@Lord WyrmSpawN
No, just what I fap to.

@Lord WyrmSpawN
Yes, that’s why I’m trying to last at least 40 minutes to a hour.