Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

Background Pony #1797
I had a weird dream about being raped by a pack of dogs.
Then I went inside this small wooden outhouse that turned into a giant prison bathroom with no urinals, and when I whipped it out to piss my dick looked like an egg.
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blue-case90
Cherry Blossom -
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Half Kitsune
Okay this is gonna sound weird, but I suddenly have a thing for busty ladies sinking in quicksand. Having their big boobs staying on the surface for a time before the rest of them goes down.
…and no, I don’t like seeing them killed off either. It’s the whole “in peril, but we won’t show the aftermath” thing for me.
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Background Pony #1797
It’s so awkward trying to sleep naked and your ball sack keeps sticking to your legs.
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Zincy
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Non-Fungible Trixie -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

In Vino Veritas
Breaking the filters of Character AI is not very challenging if you are creative.
I managed get the AI to let me shove a hose up a characters ass without too much difficulty. Didn’t even trip the filter.
Zincy
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

In Vino Veritas
The app is more restricted apparently, so if you use the site you’ve got a lot more leeway.
Like some friends of mine using the app can’t even make their bots bleed. While mine last night ended the conversation splattered across various surfaces.
Zincy
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

In Vino Veritas
They might just be getting unlucky.
Have you tried Spicychat or Yodayo yet? I’ve had great fun with those two, completely filter free.
Zincy
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

In Vino Veritas
Both are very good. Not as “smart” as character.AI, but definitely worth spin. Spicychat.ai is a dedicated AI chat, Yodayo has a chat feature called “the Tavern”.
Meanlucario
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Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!

Time to get spooky
How sensitive is the inside of the pussy? Asking since I’ve always wondered how easy/difficult it is to scratch it with fingernails with fingering.
Background Pony #052D
I’m curious, I’ve always seen porn so I’ve never had like a good measure of length, so what would be considered short, long, or average?
Like obviously 10 inches is quite long, 2 is incredibly short, but is there anything more specific outside of extremes?
Zincy
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

In Vino Veritas
Unless your nails are super sharp, and you’re really digging them into the walls, it’s normally not a big risk. I only “cut” a girl once when I didn’t notice that I left a particularly sharp edge on my pointer finger. She was annoyed but not overly upset by it.
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