Random RP, please keep it SFW.

@Beau Skunky
Yes my chocolate and vanilla companion. In fact if Lyra’s book is correct as she usually is, we will have a whole moon of cheese!

In order to get there we need a means of transportation. I can’t guarantee this will be legal though.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
All I have is this. (Pulls out a tiny Donkey Kong kart Hotwheels toy.)

I think it is too small to ride.

Not if we use my shrinking powers. Haru baku hev yavu!

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
(Turns into a baby skunky. Uh oh wrong spell!)

Goo goo! (Giggles cutesily.)

@Beau Skunky
Cosmas the Parrot: Arawk! I didn’t ask to be a babysitter! Babies, the most wretched of foes!

I must find its only weakness! A bottle of milk! To the department store!

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
No weave, skunky!
(Reaches paws, lip quivering, and eyes starting to water.)

@Beau Skunky
I live!

Oh and as for you um HUSH NOW QUIET NOW CLOSE YOUR EYES!

Enters mall. “BRING ME THE MILK!”

Oh, butterfwy!
(Crawls after butterfly into a dangerous construction site.)

(Returns to normal.)
Hey, how’d I get up here? Eep! Skunky is afeared of heights! Someone help Skunky!

Ohhh I hope there’s no barrel throwing gorrilas at that top.

Well it turns out giving a skunk baby milk turns them bananas. WHICH I HATE BANANAS! And you went all the way up here and picked a fight with Donkey Kong and he will send his kong friends to get us! Good going!

Hey, don’t blame me! I blame Congress! Now save me! I hate being high up in the sky.

Kids never get high!

Okay, okay! Follow me!

Oh no, it’s Chunky Kong! I thought he died! Ahhhh, mummy! This guy’s one hell of a guy!

Here you like bananas?! Take them!

You fool, they have to be green bananas for Chunky to collect them!

Oh an orange! Yummy! (Grabs an orange grenade from DK64 and is about to eat it.)

(you are blown into a fine red mist, which cakes an invisible changeling passing by; cloaked like the spy from tf2, blowing their cover, and you promptly rematerialize back to normal as if nothing happened)
ah fuck

@Background Pony #B13A
Excuse me. (Hands over a wipe.)

@Beau Skunky
Well that took care of Chunky. He’s dead…again💀

Well then I bought this rocket from Ebay ready to travel to the moon?!

We gotta watch out for weird flying creatures.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
I’m not dead, I respawned, I had a 1up.

Hey, who you calling chunky?!
(Feels tummy.) I’m not that chunky, am I? (Pouts.)

@Beau Skunky
No silly rodent, I was talking about the great Chunky Kong and his death. You have yet to meet his example of chuncky. (And you could use a bath)

But pay it no mind for we shall ascend to the Moon! To eat cheese there!

Skunky not need bath! (Smells under arm/foreleg.) Do I?

Hey, don’t leave Skunky all awone!

(you turn to the changeling)
eeeeh… (slowly backs away)

Uses long arm to grab Skunk and lob him into the moon. Hope you are not allergic!

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Allergic? To what?

(Swells up like a balloon.) Eep! Medicine please!
(Starts rolling around comically like a furry beach ball.) Hey, this is kinda fun… Weeee!

Mayday! Mayday! We are crashing into the big ball of cheese! Watch out for any mice aliens!

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Just like in Mario Kart Advance?

Ahhh!!! We’re crashing! (Hugs Cosmos) Protect Skunky! I’m too beautiful to die!

Ugh where are we? Oh my gouda! Look at all this gouda! We’re surrounded my dreams! I’m going to eat it to the core! Yum yum yum yum!