Crazy Headcanons

MLP Analysis: With Jasper Pie having opened a new branch of Pie’s Pizzeria in Manehattan, Casper is looking to open a second branch of the International House of No Yeah somewhere.

If Mane Six had Christian denominations:

Rarity: Either Catholic or Episcopalian for she would love the ritual and awe of Catholic sacraments. And not to mention an affinity for Prance. Also would probably oppose Vatican II with ridding Latin.

Applejack: Presbyterian. I was going to say Baptist but that’s too easy. Presbyterian because many southerners especially hillbillies have Scots Irish roots. She probably would prefer the simplicity of Presbyterian worship, speak in plain vernecular and not that fancy Latin.

Fluttershy: Quaker. Like Applejack she would admire the simplicity. As well as the pacifism and the tendency to go for humanitarian social causes like ending slavery.

Pinkie: Pentecostal. Need I explain it? She would love to dance at a service. And love bringing joy.

Twilight: Anglican. Because she would probabky prefer a more a more established church. Either she would be more on the Catholic part of it loving tradition or the more Evangelical side preferring the more direct simple ways.

MLP Analysis: Doctor Wolf had a long talk with Ocellus after she impersonated him in the pizzeria.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Definitely Twilight would fit with Catholiscism assuming she would be in the line with the philosophical current of scholastiscism. Based on the idea of faith and reason being completely complimentary to each other rather than being a full dichotomy, in fact they had formal schools and institutions to study both theology and sciences alike.

@Twi Clown
I can totally see that!

She would definitely also enjoy Scholastic philosphers like Duns Scotus, or William Ockham.

She would probably enjoy making some good theological and philosphical treatises.

And probably have a list of the deeds of great “saints” like Starswirl the Bearded.

Okay I’m mixing up pony and human lore a bit but you get the idea.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
I was thinking more in Francisco de Vitoria, the school of Salamanca.

Maybe Twilight was related to the Equestrian equivalent of Juan Latino, who’s latin writings inspired Miguel de Cervantes.

Rarity as a teen secretly used to write fanfictions for her favorite dramas. She had many ships and uh juicy content. She used to submit these to a fanzine she was subscribed to.

Rarity tries to make sure no one knows about her embarassing stories.

@Twi Clown
Yeah I heard of those people in Salamanca. One weote about war. One aboit economics. One about what is just war. One about the ethics of slavery. I always had an interest in those.

Nice to someone else so interested. Though perhaps for Hispanic people they are more well known.

100 years ago.

To fight a sudden surge of thievery, Celestia banned masks, hats….and pants.

It didn’t work and had to be undone.

Before she met Derpy in pony, Ocellus had imagined her as a ferocious Clydesdale pegasus.

I’m going to talk specifically about headcanons of my My Little Pony AU, which is a story that takes place in an alternative universe (which has no connection to any of the MLP generations, despite being heavily inspired by G3 and G4)
In my AU, Pinkie and Applejack are married and adopted Scootaloo and baby Wysteria, raising them as their daughters. I even have some artworks about the AU on my derpibooru profile.

To be quite honest, I don’t know if this list fits more into facts about the AU or headcanons, but still, i needed to talk about it in some place XD (I still have a loot to talk about this AU but for now, it’s okay.)

@kurisumuffins
Wrong thread.

@TheQuietMan
Oh sorry XD is there some kind of theard where I can post about AU facts, headcanons and curiosities? I’m new to the site, and I interact very little on the forums, so I end up getting a little lost on where to post.

@kurisumuffins
Not the same, but yours describe this forum more: https://derpibooru.org/forums/writing

Huh, we’re still getting new people?

Yugioh headcanon.

Twilight Sparkle: Favors Spellcasters and Machines.
Rainbow Dash: Favors Thunders and Winged Beasts
Pinkie Pie: Favors Rocks and Psychics
Rarity: Favors Fairies and Sea-Serpents
Fluttershy: Favors Beasts and Beast-Warriors
Applejack: Favors Plants and Warriors
Spike: Favors Dragons and Pyros

@Twi Clown
Gallus: Favours OTKs

@TheQuietMan
Ugh, just use Nibiru agaist Gallus to see him cry.

Also, Derpy favours using Exodia and somehow always winning by sheer heart of the cards.

@Latecomer
Homer’s been dead twenty-seven centuries, but the Iliad and the Odyssey are still gaining fans.

Anyway…
G1: When the Twinkle-Eyed Ponies were freed and became the Twinkle-Eyed Ponies, AJ was shaken by the realization that she’d actually killed someone.

Stellar Flare is part of a HOA. And tried to make all the houses scented with her perfume.

Rainbow Dash was born ten months after a crossbow wedding. (Horses have a gestation period of eleven or twelve months).

Ponies that share similar design traits in the G4 series belong in a “class”, like with warships.

Pinkie Pie hates medics.

Rarity doesn’t mind get dirty… if she believes the reward is worth it. If you told her there was a giant opal in a muddle of mud she would gladly swim in it.

But if she realized it was in vain or she was lied to, she will either be saddened or go in a violent fury.

@Twi Clown
I wonder why… I have a few theories.