Crazy Headcanons

MLP Analysis: The Cutie Mark Crusaders have given up on trying to figure Casper Cake out.

Lyra and Spike formed a society dedicated to the unexplained phenomena including zombies. After all Lyra was the only one who took that stuff seriously.

A weird one.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
You’re forgetting Apple Bloom.

@Korora
Wait what does AB have to with the undead?

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Story of the Blanks.

Luna believes Celestia’s incontinence solar radiation might have resulted in close ponies to start developing mental and psychological issues.

Celestia points out that’s not how radiation works and is a stupid idea, but Luna argues about “magical radiation”.

Sprout’s favorite pizza topping is pineapple, both because he was introduced to it as a colt and also because he knows Hitch hates pineapple pizza so it doubles as an excellent method of trolling.

Because of the long time she’ve been dealing with…

Derpy would panic if her strabismus suddenly gets healed.

Silverstream’s classroom is on the top floor, for obvious reasons.

@Twi Clown
To be fair, the hospital scenes in “Where the Apple Lies” show her having received corrective surgery (which didn’t seem to work too well). So it’s possible that she’d accept an effective remedy if it were offered. Though of course that doesn’t mean she’d respond positively to her having it thrust upon her without her consent.

@DoctorWTF
In a way, it’s also because I do think fixing her view could mess up with her “muscle memory”. So many years with crossed eyes only to suddenly get that removed could mess up with her coordination just maybe.

@Twi Clown
Of course, this also raises the question of why she didn’t get the surgery as a filly when her condition first appeared (see: the flashback in “Parental Glideance” with her racing performance slipping as her eyes get further from normal). Either Equestria’s medical science had only just advanced to where they could attempt it, or her parents are negligent buttholes (much like Scootaloo’s - the way she was struggling with flying in “Flight to the Finish” implies that she hadn’t been diagnosed with anything that would keep her from flying, which in turn implies that she hadn’t seen a doctor despite being well past the age when an average pegasus would learn to fly).

@DoctorWTF
In Bubbles, her mother outright tried to kill her because she was disabled. So yeah.

My headcanon for Equestria Girls breast/body sizes:

Normal:
Apple Bloom (older)
Applejack
Derpy
Rainbow Dash
Sunset Shimmer
Trixie
Twilight Sparkle and Sci-Twi

Smaller than normal:
Lyra
Scootaloo (older)
Vinyl Scratch

Larger than normal:
Bon Bon
Fluttershy
Octavia
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Starlight Glimmer
Sweetie Belle (older)

G3: Kimono taught Wysteria Breezish.

Granny Smith is the type of parent who would cuss unceasingly in front of kids.

Grand Pear is type of parent who would wash his kids mouth with soap if he heard them say say hecc.

Granny Smith thinks her grandsons would be a perfect trio.

Big Mac is heart and Applejack is the stabilizer, on the other hand Granny Smith thinks once she gets older Applebloom might be a bit of the brains of the three.

The first is the morale as he’s the one always checking for everybody’s wellbeing, the second is the tradition and the one who keeps the apples on track regarding their values and the third will be the improver with the sidethinking to kept the apples from being complacient.

MLP Analysis: In bawling out the dimwitted guards at the FOB, Firebrand has lately compared their sense unfavorably with the infant twins’.

Mayor Mare has a secret golem under the basement for special political favors.

MLP Analysis: The Piplup and Bulbasaur (with which Firebrand and Aramau have occasionally been depicted on Lightning Bliss’ DA account) will attack Casper if he ever shows up at the FOB.

Scootaloo was born without a Karamboll Apparatus. The gene that causes it to extrude and erupt into her wings is still functional, but the wings are non-functional without it.

Rover, Fido, and Spot were in the Gray-Bar Hotel for marenapping over most of FIM’s run.

Gilda constantly takes care of her claws in spas. She usually brings a mask to herself when she does that. To be fair, sharp claws require good care.

in the ancient times of grogar there were two empires: grogar’s empire to the north and a joined changelo hippogriff empire in the south united under a single queen.