Crazy Headcanons

TF2 Analysis: Mary Sue has repaired Jasper’s Dragon Dagger.

Gilda probably makes pinatas in her spare time.

In Eqg, Rarity is sometimes confused for being British and asked about tea, Doctor Who and chips and fish, which frustrates since she is actually a proud American.

Rarity often tells Sweetie Belle of her fillyhood endeavors of sweat and tears to get where she was. And how she had to do many hard chores for her sewing teachers.

Sweetie always hated hearing them because she knew Rarity as an excuse to make her do something like carry around her luggage or to try to clean Rarity’s room.

Applejack owed the railway company for damaged gates at a grade crossing near Dodge Junction.

Ember for unknown reasons still secretly believes Spike is probably a revered warrior in Ponyland…rather than an admittedly high ranked assistant.

Lyra and Spike often work together to gather evidence for the existance of zombies, much to Twilight’s annoyance.

I think king sombra is an auroricorn.

Manehattan has banned fireworks.

Rarity did not let her bad experience with Diamond Dog outlaws dampen her enthusiasm for Poochini’s operas.

Luna would be a terrible driver.

what if twitch is secretly related to angel bunny.

@harasha456
He dishonoured his clan! He was supposed to play pranks not cause mass mayhem! Help ponies in need not give in to darkness!

Rarity is secretly sometimes concerned how easy it is to sway people from Canterlot whenever you are a celebrity.

Tracy Tailspin is an Apple Pie descendant of Braeburn.

Flash Magnus regarded Snowdrop’s mother as an unfit parent.

“Eart þū sēo mōdor þisses BLINDAN folan!? Hƿȳ þū nǣfre Snaƿdropen* HULPE!?” (“Art thou the mother of this BLIND foal!? Why didst thou never HELP Snawdrope!?”)

* “Snāƿ” == “snow”, “dropa” == “drop”; but because Snowdrop’s a filly the final vowel is changed from -a to -e.

@Korora
So when many muscle ponies like bulk biceps two ton and their brothers along with seven weightier and carbon hammer move in to a dormitory apartment for muscle ponies they enjoy having fun exercising working out and going to their periods every week and in the weekends they hangout and relax

@Korora
Imagine what he’d think of her teacher.

@DoctorWTF
I decline to translate his combination of obscene language and invocations of Lauren Faust and Bonnie Zacherle.

If disregarding my previous headcanon on Allura’s identity. Here’s another, she’s related to another snow cat with a horn, Lightning Chill.

Yeah I seriously need to watch Pony Life s2.

Mayor Mare loves to collect rock music vinyls as a hobbie.

Cobalt Stone, Lemony Crumble, and Red Ribbons are in a secret, soap-opera-esque love triangle. Everyone who works in the castle knows about it, but they pretend not to notice.

When Nightmare Moon returned, Little Strongheart (who did not know why the night was continuing) saved several bystanders from a wild beast at great personal risk.

The stratodons in mlp g1 migrate to their home in a cave while colonizing their territory around the smoky dragon land were live far their society began to involve into their own culture many of them tried hard to reproduce their population, bigger packs are being made up , hunting and gathering are part to it, training is given, fighting and war can be fought with a red dragon kind if their opponents are strong enough or not.