Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

If that were true, then I definitely suck at games…

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
I suppose it’d depend on which game. Video games? Not so sure.

We need more Georgia earthquakes. My life is insignificant without a life-changing natural disaster.

Lol move to the West Coast then. If you want a more tremor stricken area, go to Japan, Philippines or Indonesia. That’s completely a norm here.

@SleepySteve
I say you just need to get out more. How’s the nightlife in Atlanta?

I wouldn’t know, myself. I only stayed at the Hyatt Regency for six days over a week ago.

We call it balisong.

@SleepySteve
Life-changing. More like “I sure hope nothing broke today.”

@SleepySteve
That sounds more like a you problem, my guy. You should try playing some video games.

@SleepySteve
You must have gone more nuts than Pingu in your DP!

An excellent diagram

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Now that is clever!

Throwing that burrito down the hallway made it extra greasy.

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
Do it more and you’ll have invented a new sport!

@♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
The winner gets to eat it.

@𝕭𝖆𝖉𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙
Fuck yes

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Kunai isn’t a flying knife though. It would be so heavy it falls before hurting anyone.

One is an intolerable, annoying, irredeemable, and manipulative sociopath. The other is Eric Cartman.

I’ve got a wedding Friday, and a honeymoon the rest of the month.

Imma be spending the next week lounging in a beach house and getting profoundly drunk.

Have fun!

@Zincy
Have fun.

Look what I rescued in the middle of the road tonight…

omggggggggggg buddy!

I used to keep pet hermit crabs. They were a joy to watch. Particularly the one I named Crazy Joe (after the character in Shark Tale). He really lived up to his name.

Reason why coins should be abolished: They always roll under somewhere unreachable when you accidentally drop them.

Page 403, in which the talk about Oakewood continues

Looks like his presence earlier in the chapter is finally being addressed

Makes me wonder who’s worse

Congratulations!

Interesting