Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@BlitztheDragon
Same.

Wholesome

@BlitztheDragon
Mine was exactly 10 years ago. I was still in my final year in high school, there’s these guy with a big mobile cart selling live baby ducks, quails, and colored chicks to students outside the campus gate. It also included some spiders (the one used in derby), hermit crabs and some fishes. Yeah, some illegal shit I know… Those poor fucken animals.

I only buy hermit crabs and spiders from those guys.

I used to have dozens of hermit crabs in a bucket and the biggest one I had was this shell.

Oh my goodness, so this one is the biggest I ever got so far.

Lawd he walking.

@BlitztheDragon
Brada a BIG FUCKEN BOI too.

Meh.

@Dirty Bit
Jax is worse. At least Cartman doesn’t become Sexy Tumblr Man for no reason!

I freaking love Nokotan. She is a precious dumbass

Look at this face

I feel like he would if he got something out of it. We’ve seen what that kid’s capable of…

@Dirty Bit
I read the Manga a while back, and found the anime skips at least half, if not two thirds of it.

@Dirty Bit
You see, when Cartman is being a douche he has a goal, an idea, an agenda. He has coordination, personality, and substance. Jax is a hollow shell that is only douchy for douchy sake. He is empty!

Heard about that. It’s a shame, but I’m still here for the antics. The latest episode’s not bad.

Yeah, true. Plus, Cartman had his moments of genuine kindness

My dude, no. Anything bit Cartman. Setting aside his obvious illegal age (already a blaring minus), dude’s as unsexy as any prospective “tumblr man” can get

@𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Look at ‘im, struttin’ like he’s in his own palace!

@Dirty Bit
“Right. And when you say he wasn’t acting like himself?”

“Well, he had a book in his hand filled with these hairless naked males, and he mentioned something about needing to be alone for a- Oh shit…”

Oh he’s a heckin’ unit alright!

Truly, Claude’s a degenerate

Which makes his controversial venture all the more hilarious should the mood strike him.

Come to think of it, I wouldn’t be surprised if Trey and Matt decided to push the envelope and make an episode based on the concept of Tumblr Sexymen just to get a rise out of people XD

@Dirty Bit
Okay, guess you got me there.
It does seem like something Trey and Matt would still do. Cartman may be gross, but they’d manage to make it funny. There’s still a little charm in the shock factor

@♬𝕸𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 𝕽𝖍𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖒♪
_{Should I mention Cartman has been put in sexual position with adults on multiple ocassions?}

I imagine he’d actually set up a sexy Tumblr man scam with Photoshop and the people of South Park would be dumb enough to fall for it, or he’d think it is working even though not a single female cared about it because he’s a narcissist.

@Buttlord Wayne
You’re right, he’d absolutely scam and deceive with a fake profile pic. ’Tis in his character aftef all.

@SleepySteve
I’m sure it’s better than Provo’s nightlife. We’ve only got one dive bar left in downtown and all the others are too few and far in between in greater Utah County. You have to go to Salt Lake City to have a decent nightlife in Utah.

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