Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Eel on musk can now purchase Jeff Bezos himself. :D

Off in the distance,  
casting a shadow!
 
They see the Texas TP man.

Good heavens Miss Sakamoto, you’re beautiful!

What happened to your Yoshi hat?

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
I still have it

If drugs aren’t allowed in sports, then why is makeup allowed in beauty contests?

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
gee…i wonder…:l

Can a parent kill their own children and call it “delayed abortion?” Like, I’m not talking postpartum or even a year after birth. I’m talking if the child is still a minor, aka anywhere under 18.
 
What’s the Return Policy on children?
 
Can someone go to a doctor and be like “I want abortion” and doctor asks “your wife is not pragegant, nothing to abort” and the husband be like “oh no the child was already out. here’s his birth certificate”
 
“your son is 17yo” “yes I know. is it too late to abort?”

@tehwatever  
Abortion only applies to a fetus within a few months old. So no, you can’t kill a minor and call it a “delayed abortion”.

There’s an MMA organization called Universal Reality Combat Championship (URCC) based in the Philippines where a 3 vs 3 match inside one octagon takes place and is completely allowed.
 
#ONLYINTHEPHILIPPINES  
#PINOYPRIDE
 
 
 

@Scrabbleman  

 
I mean, you can. You’d just be incorrect about it.

ocs with oversaturated colors look stupid

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Oh god that looks beautiful

@tehwatever  
Conor and Khabib’s squad should’a settled their heat here.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I want Conor Dustin Justin Tony Khabib Chandler all up in there, six-way-threat.

Whenever they remember someone at a funeral it sounds like they just enjoyed a meal.
 
Satan shall roam the land.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ  
That was God’s idea. God’s punishment. Maybe Satan just wants to settle the fuck down somewhere, you ever think about that? Get a house. Two car garage. Meet a girl. Or a boy. Prince of Darkness rolls how he rolls. Raise a couple kids. Not the Antichrist, thank you. No need to rush the apocalypse. Retire to Miami. Fake his death. And then, you know, whatever.

@tehwatever
 
If that fails, coild always call it “putting them up for adoption in the afterlife”

@Background Human
 
That was beautiful

Would you care to offer free samples for a pretty lady?  
Sure! You know one?  
…  
Would you care to offer free samples for an ugly lady?  
Nooo, ugly ladies have to pay.

@EquusStorm  

That’s a good one. I wonder if a lawyer would wanna work on a case like that.  
“Your honor, my client did not kill his child. he merely put him up for adoption and God took the offer.”

I can actually feel my mustache growing.