Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@intexda  
That’s why dwarves in Dragon Age are scared of the sky.

You spineless cowards, I know half of you drink! Yet you’re here bowing down to Ned Flanders like he’s some sort of Caesar!  
Oh don’t be ridiculous, I’m not like Caesar. Now release the lions…

Thelma! I ripped my pants again…  
Well you’re gonna have to sew them yourself cause I’m going out protesting.  
What? I don’t know how to sew! What if I burn the house down or get eaten by alligators?  
Wha-? Don’t be stupid, Mitch! Look I gotta go. Leaves  
Picks up sewing needle Pfft, call me stupid, she’s the one who’s stupid- Pokes himself and knocks over a gas lantern, breaking it and causing a fire  
Jumps out the window and lands into the mouth of a crocodile  
Hey Thelma! Look who’s stupid now! Gets dragged underwater

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Awesome :D

@Count Adramélekh Sear
 
I laughed

Turns out I don’t like hipsters.
 
With their upper-middle class and their PlayStation and their Pepsi and their swimming pools and their Pizza Hut!

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ
 
I only have half the things you said

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Are there really guy’s clothes, when you think about it?

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
 
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that’s good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
 
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren’t real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn’t dump me because she’s so nice and cool.
 
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl

@Don’t  
 
I liked Lucky Star too.  
you will never have Konata because she forever belongs to Kagami.

I was today years old when I learned that the place where I work uses Flash for their order-taking software, and they didn’t have a replacement ready.

 
This is Rainych. A 28yo girl who looks 16, who is actually cute, and wears HIJAB (and sometimes a round glasses)
 
She has a popular Youtube channel where she sings anime songs in near perfect japanese with a kawaii voice, despite A: not being japanese and B: doesnt even speak the language.
 
Before her current career as a Youtube Utaite she used to teach Robotics.
 
In summary she’s a legal teen cute hijabi weeb onee-san who sings anime songs, who is also adept at robotics.
 
She’s a real life anime character, that’s who.

@Don’t  
How’s that an opinion?
 
@Dex Stewart  
You seem to not understand how shipping works.

@Meanlucario  
I actually ship Konata with Miyuki. That comment up there was a joke.

@tehwatever  
Real life becoming anime scares me a little.
 
@Dex Stewart  
Guess I didn’t notice.
 
@Meanlucario  

 
Why did I think this was the Unpopular Opinions thread and not the Stupid Stuff thread?

@Meanlucario  
Real Life is always an anime.

@Meanlucario  
I’d say becoming anime would be one of the better outcomes.

@igotnopicks  
Until mechs are standard in militaries and humanity has to be revived through the dragon balls because of aliens having dick measuring contests, I disagree.
 
@WyrmSpawN  
Animes tend to get fucked up quickly.

@Meanlucario  
Good.
 
Accelerate.

@Meanlucario  
HUMANS WORSHIPPING CATS IN ANCIENT EGYPT. Sounds pretty Anime to me.

@igotnopicks  
That’s not very “anime,” honestly. It’s just what us cat people do.