Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

You can easily cook a chicken if you slap it with a velocity of 1665.65 m/s.

Do you have any last words?  
I can think of a couple, glances to camera but they’re not appropriate for television…

Provided it dont turn to paste first.

@tehwatever  
hey whats up?

@@cameron  
Nothing much. It’s snowing kinna hard in Madrid tho. Made me forget what part of Spain am I in currently.

I built some strange new muscles and can’t find them on any graph chart.
 
I was drunk last night, turns out there’s back muscles above your elbow. Or was I drunk in the morning? Oh well 😇

You were killed by the last video game enemy, or cartoon/anime/live action villain, or movie villain you just recently played or watched. Who would that be?
 
 
Mine is:
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Fallout 3 aliens.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
JK Roberts from Time Chasers.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
 
Preying Picantis

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Territorial Rotbart from Xenoblade 2.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Hammer Bros

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
You gotta be kidding me. I refuse to have gotten whacked by this mofo:  

I miss playing D&D.

@Meanlucario  
same here. all i play now is mtg.

I got in a heated verbal argument with my fellow Filippinos on Facebook about how we really suck at reading comprehension. I also received death threats from it.

Uhhh huh huh huh… hey Beavis, he said “What?” Uhh huh huh huh huh
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Uh huh huh, English, do you like, speak it motherfucker? Hmm hmm hee, yeah do you?!

I’ve been having light headaches recently. Hopefully they aren’t a sight of something worst.

We need a distraction, quick tell the kids Spongebob is here!  
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I don’t know what kids like…