Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]
TheHappySpaceman
Sweet F.A.
Thinking about that one Avenged Sevenfold concert at the LBC, when they kept getting bras and panties thrown at them and Johnny Christ got a note with a pair of panties saying, “You should bang me just like you bang your bass.”
Lord WyrmSpawN
Lingering Wyvern
One thing I would like to do with a trusted partner is just feel, prod and examine their body, particularly sensitive areas.
But it makes me feel like more of a virgin than the term would already imply.
But it makes me feel like more of a virgin than the term would already imply.
Meanlucario
Time to get spooky
@WyrmSpawN
Who isn’t up for some anal probing with those they are close to, romantically/sexually?
Who isn’t up for some anal probing with those they are close to, romantically/sexually?
Zincy
In Vino Veritas
@WyrmSpawN
That’s not uncommon at all. Pretty much every partner I’ve had has let me do that, and has done that too me.
Sometimes you’re just bored in bed, or you just had sex, and you’re not quite ready for the full thing but still want intimacy.
Nothing like having your girl laying beside you naked, doing her own thing like playing on her cell, while you’re spreading her ass and playing around.
That’s not uncommon at all. Pretty much every partner I’ve had has let me do that, and has done that too me.
Sometimes you’re just bored in bed, or you just had sex, and you’re not quite ready for the full thing but still want intimacy.
Nothing like having your girl laying beside you naked, doing her own thing like playing on her cell, while you’re spreading her ass and playing around.
Zincy
In Vino Veritas
Behold, cyborg furry tiddies. This episode was cut from the US release of Samurai Pizza Cats I think, I don’t remember. Either way, we need more cyborg catgirl ass in our lives.
GenericArchangel
This is what Cyberpunk should be. Any cyberpunk setting without cyborg catgirls isn’t even a halfway realistic depiction the future. I, for one, will happily save up for my cat ears with built-in speakers when the day comes, though I’d need them after the boobs.
Moderator
Free the Tantabus
Cyborg furry titties
This is what Cyberpunk should be. Any cyberpunk setting without cyborg catgirls isn’t even a halfway realistic depiction the future. I, for one, will happily save up for my cat ears with built-in speakers when the day comes, though I’d need them after the boobs.
Registered Anon
Drama in the comments
@Zincy
Apparently the only two episodes that got skipped over in the English Pizza Cats dub were two clip shows. So maybe this one just didn’t air in some places.
Apparently the only two episodes that got skipped over in the English Pizza Cats dub were two clip shows. So maybe this one just didn’t air in some places.
LynksDisease
Cringe Lord
@GenericArchangel
Plus: Any Cyberpunk setting with full body conversion in which there aren’t people who put their brains in furry bodies is also ridiculously unrealistic. I bet they’d be especially popular since I’d imagine them being cheaper to make than realistic human bodies.
Plus: Any Cyberpunk setting with full body conversion in which there aren’t people who put their brains in furry bodies is also ridiculously unrealistic. I bet they’d be especially popular since I’d imagine them being cheaper to make than realistic human bodies.
GenericArchangel
Moderator
Free the Tantabus
@LynksDisease
You’d probably still see most people being human or mostly human. Then again, if what you say is part of the setting, one would expect ponies to be a thing. Which raises some fascinating questions about transhumanism and becoming a cute mare with a hot, puffy horsecunt that’s always dripping nectar down my thighs.
You’d probably still see most people being human or mostly human. Then again, if what you say is part of the setting, one would expect ponies to be a thing. Which raises some fascinating questions about transhumanism and becoming a cute mare with a hot, puffy horsecunt that’s always dripping nectar down my thighs.
GenericArchangel
Moderator
Free the Tantabus
@Meanlucario
No need to ask me, have you ever been to a farm? It smells awful, no thanks! I’d rather get it on somewhere else.
No need to ask me, have you ever been to a farm? It smells awful, no thanks! I’d rather get it on somewhere else.
GenericArchangel
Moderator
Free the Tantabus
@Meanlucario
No no no, at the thought of *being a horse and getting fucked. There’s a difference.
No no no, at the thought of *being a horse and getting fucked. There’s a difference.
GenericArchangel
Moderator
Free the Tantabus
@Meanlucario
Who said it was a human on the other end? When being turned into a horse becomes possible with technology, the imagination is the limit.
Who said it was a human on the other end? When being turned into a horse becomes possible with technology, the imagination is the limit.
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