Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Scrabbleman  
Broken image.

@Scrabbleman  
That’s what Imgur is for.
 

Well fluff you two.

@Shepherd  

 
I’m scared to see what her sex is like.

@Meanlucario
 
I thought the art-style looked familiar! Phil Foglio is the main artist behind the Girl Genius webcomic!

@Meanlucario  
How does she get through doors?

@WyrmSpawN
 
Sideways.

I had a dream of me witnessing a busty office girl getting molested inside a public train. I re encountered her again in a train station restroom masturbating and begging for someone to fuck her because she was denied of orgasm.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
That wasn’t a dream, it was just hentai.

@pixel  
It was a wet dream with a high budget.

Technically not pony related  

@Shepherd  
Mind if I ask you a Huniepop question? What do you think of Candy?

Well… i’ve always wanted to share this around but since around mid December. I noticed some weird and concerning bump growing out on the foreskin of my penis and now there’s two more of them in the same spot and the original one looks bigger than it was.
 
No, this can’t be sti since I never had contact with someone in my entire life and it barely even hurts or itches as to me being anxious to know what kind of disease is this.

@Count Adramélekh Sear
 
Do they have small, blackish dots in their center?
 
If so, it’s just a clogged follicle. The penis has hair follicles and oil glands just as the rest of the body, and they can get clogged much like a pimple. As long as it doesn’t start to hurt or turn darker red around the edges, its nothing to be concerned with.

@Zincy  
Kind of white-ish i should say.
 
Fairly similar to a pimple.

Feeling actual sexual frustration of some kind.
 
Could be wrong, could just be regular loneliness creeping up again, but damn, do i need a soft body to rub on.

I really want to post a picture of my weird bump on my penis so anyone could identify what kind of stuff this is but this is above rating and against my own privacy.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Do you have anyone in your personal life who could help you then?

@Registered Anon  
My mom just told me it may be vessel rupture.
 
While I suggest through the internet that it could be wart.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Do you think it’s anything to worry about?

@Registered Anon  
It kinda looks like the herpes but I never had a girl in my life.

@WyrmSpawN  
I know I could use a cuddle buddy myself. That’s why I have a body pillow to use until I get hitched.
 
@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Spoiling it should work. That’s what I did.