Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@colormotive  
Eyyo

@colormotive  

@colormotive  
Sup ya’ll

@colormotive  
Welcome to the cutely lewd thread!

Sorry guys, i’ve been super sick :c I’ll go back to post lewd stuff soon.

@Lobinchi  
It’s okay. <3 Whenever you feel better. You’re almost at 100 pages too! :D

@Lobinchi  
So post lewd sick stuff then.

@Lobinchi  
hope you get better!

@Lobinchi  
Get well soon!

@SnozzleFozzle  
I can’t clop myself like this! TwT

@Lobinchi  
I hope you get better, we miss you. At least i do

One question: i like to tie a “noose” around my dick and balls so i cum faster while fapping.  
Is that dangerous?

@Lobinchi  
Just think of how much better it’ll feel when you can. :p

@BadgingBadger  
Eeyup. Dick asphyxiation can cause problems IIRC.

How did you guys reacted when you saw Wade Wilson A.K.A Deadpool faping to a pony?

@maverick159  
W-w-waaa?

@maverick159  
You mean him jerking off a unicorn horn at the end? Or is it the Deadpool 2 trailer?

@maverick159  
I laughted XD

@noobiestbrony  
There’s a trailer for Deadpool 2? wut!? :o

@rdibp  
Yes, it was super funny… I want to watch Logan! :‘< But i’m still sick, fuck! >w<

@Lobinchi  
I heard Logan is really good, but I never really watched any X-Men movie so I’m not really gonna bother with it.
 
@noobiestbrony  
I just watched the trailer, there’s no pony fapping :/

@rdibp  
So probably the end scene in Deadpool where it’s animated, and rubs a unicorn’s horn until it spurts rainbows.

@noobiestbrony  
OHHHHHH, right! XDDD Now i remember… Yeah, that was funny…

@noobiestbrony  
You mean the first one? I remember there being animated ponies near the end but I don’t recall that. It’s been a while since I watched that movie.

@Lobinchi  
It was really funny. :P
 
 
@rdibp  
Yep. Was during the credits roll.