Vent thread

Happy Bday Badheart!

We just got a notice from the city about some possible code violations on the house. This is likely going to ruin my plans for the next several weeks.

@Goku Black
What is your house violating?

@Badheart
Apparently the grass and weeds next to the street are too long. Apparently the side yard’s grass needs to be cut. And apparently someone is complaining that our front porch is too messy (we don’t get too many visitors, tho.)

I’m going to have to let my dad know about this (since he owns the place.) My guess is that the city is trying to shake us down for money, but this is our property, not the city’s! They have no business trying to dictate what goes on on our property!

@Goku Black
That’s nothing you can pull that out by hand.

@Badheart
It’s an awful lot of weeds to pull.

@Badheart
Happy Birthday.

I’m broke and behind on my work. This ear infection hasn’t gone away yet.

@Badheart
Happy Birthday Badheart!

I’m probably going to be called faggot by you all, but today there was this odd girl that approached me while I was drawing and minding my own business and she started twerking on me and trying to sexually harass me, forcing my head into her boobs and doing provocative movements related to sex. She does this most of the time, and I’m extremely uncomfortable of it. Oh, but everybody laughs when she does that to me because I’m a male, and they joke and actively insult me, but I betcha everyone would call me a creep if I did it to her. Equality much?

Please, respect my boundaries. I don’t want anything with you, I just want to study and win money to get out of this crapsack country, thanks, but I don’t seek sex, I’m asexual even.

@Background Pony #E9D4
I’m sorry you had to deal with her, this is really horrible behaviour.

Is there any way to report her to someone?

Thanks everyone

@Background Pony #E9D4
Record it, this is assault/harassment.

@Background Pony #E9D4
That is not okay. You should try to report that person.

@KolpSlack
Nah, man. I’ve got this ointment that is a true miracle maker. It’s a new day and I feel fantastic. No, I’m not trying to sell you a product, but I might as well. It’s that good.

@Goku Black
Welp, time to install a protection system around your home including an electrified fence, flamethrowers and landmines. Whose yard is dirty now, mothafuka?

@Background Pony #E9D4
Where were you drawing, if I may enquire? The club? Were strippers present? ’Cause I think there is an 86 % lower chance of women grinding on you in the park or in the library.

@Badheart
Feliz Cumpleaños, chacho!

@Background Pony #E9D4
Why would a girl just do that to you all of a sudden? That’s just weird. Anyways, I’d make a report about that.

Actor Ray Liotta has passed away at the age of 67

Taking psych damage from seeing bad takes

@icicle wicicle 1517
Oh shit, that sucks.

Especially considering Goodfellas is one of my favorite movies of all time. Still really young too. Rest easy, Ray

Who is the greater fool, the fool who says something insane or the fool who tries to debate him as if his insanity is a reasonable position? I think the latter.

Fucking work was so demanding today. Kyle, do this, Kyle, do that in rapid succession. I get that it’s Memorial Day weekend and the store is busy but give me some damn leniency. Felt like I was about to suffer a stroke out there.

@Myoozik
Yeah, slow it down with the demands. You’re only one person

Internet goes down the same day No Man’s Sky launches a new expedition
fucking techno monkeys

Forty bucks and not even half a tank, maybe premium will last longer.

@kleptomage
I’d say the worst fools are the angry ones that denounce you for not giving the first fool his foolish say.