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One-Star Dragon Ball - For supporting the site
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Happy Derpy! - For site supporters
Bronze Supporter - Bronze Supporter
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Wallet After Summer Sale -
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
Artist -

Apparently the grass and weeds next to the street are too long. Apparently the side yard’s grass needs to be cut. And apparently someone is complaining that our front porch is too messy (we don’t get too many visitors, tho.)
I’m going to have to let my dad know about this (since he owns the place.) My guess is that the city is trying to shake us down for money, but this is our property, not the city’s! They have no business trying to dictate what goes on on our property!
Background Pony #E9D4
I’m probably going to be called faggot by you all, but today there was this odd girl that approached me while I was drawing and minding my own business and she started twerking on me and trying to sexually harass me, forcing my head into her boobs and doing provocative movements related to sex. She does this most of the time, and I’m extremely uncomfortable of it. Oh, but everybody laughs when she does that to me because I’m a male, and they joke and actively insult me, but I betcha everyone would call me a creep if I did it to her. Equality much?
Please, respect my boundaries. I don’t want anything with you, I just want to study and win money to get out of this crapsack country, thanks, but I don’t seek sex, I’m asexual even.
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - 10+ uploads with over 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)

Who is the greater fool, the fool who says something insane or the fool who tries to debate him as if his insanity is a reasonable position? I think the latter.
StarTrix Forever! - Derpi Supporter
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Hero - Went above and beyond for the Solar Deity, drawing from the power of the sun itself to bring balance to the fight against the Lunar Insurrection (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.

Music/Charts Enthusiast
Fucking work was so demanding today. Kyle, do this, Kyle, do that in rapid succession. I get that it’s Memorial Day weekend and the store is busy but give me some damn leniency. Felt like I was about to suffer a stroke out there.
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