Vent thread

Goku Black
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Wallet After Summer Sale -
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
Artist -

Zamasu
We just got a notice from the city about some possible code violations on the house. This is likely going to ruin my plans for the next several weeks.
Goku Black
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Wallet After Summer Sale -
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary
Artist -

Zamasu
@Badheart
Apparently the grass and weeds next to the street are too long. Apparently the side yard’s grass needs to be cut. And apparently someone is complaining that our front porch is too messy (we don’t get too many visitors, tho.)
I’m going to have to let my dad know about this (since he owns the place.) My guess is that the city is trying to shake us down for money, but this is our property, not the city’s! They have no business trying to dictate what goes on on our property!
Background Pony #E9D4
I’m probably going to be called faggot by you all, but today there was this odd girl that approached me while I was drawing and minding my own business and she started twerking on me and trying to sexually harass me, forcing my head into her boobs and doing provocative movements related to sex. She does this most of the time, and I’m extremely uncomfortable of it. Oh, but everybody laughs when she does that to me because I’m a male, and they joke and actively insult me, but I betcha everyone would call me a creep if I did it to her. Equality much?
Please, respect my boundaries. I don’t want anything with you, I just want to study and win money to get out of this crapsack country, thanks, but I don’t seek sex, I’m asexual even.
TheSultanAkbar
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Redemption. Rebirth.
@KolpSlack
Nah, man. I’ve got this ointment that is a true miracle maker. It’s a new day and I feel fantastic. No, I’m not trying to sell you a product, but I might as well. It’s that good.
kleptomage
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
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Mr.Myoozik
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Fucking work was so demanding today. Kyle, do this, Kyle, do that in rapid succession. I get that it’s Memorial Day weekend and the store is busy but give me some damn leniency. Felt like I was about to suffer a stroke out there.
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